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hDGGgrLpg8nEucjxWnJz ,

Genius idea if it's a public toilet. No more need to cough to signify my occupation

Vespair ,

"No, I actually think he's a brilliant composer, I just said his music stinks"

FlyingSquid ,
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I used to work at a recording studio in the 90s. There was a telephone in the bathroom. Once I asked why and my boss said that sometimes people needed a private place to use the phone and that when John Mellencamp recorded an album there back in the 80s, he spent a lot of his down time using the bathroom phone.

It was unknown if he did so while pooping.

dodgy_bagel ,

Me, playing the Sims when poor.

OutlierBlue ,

Beethoven's 5th movement

Blackout ,
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Where I live I could pickup a free piano, any kind I want even grand, every day of the year. If only I had more room in my bathroom

zurohki ,

Never know when you'll have a flush of inspiration.

variants ,

When you're trying to find the brown note

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note

Uriel_Copy ,

I'll be right back, I'm just going to have a tinkle

IGuessThisIsMyName ,

Time for a bit of a tinkle on the ivory

PhictionalOne ,

Being shit at Juliard be like:

Iamsqueegee ,

It’s 9AM on a Saturday
And I am dropping a deuce
There’s a piano sitting next me
My bowels are sloppy and loose

“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)

Colour_me_triggered ,

And for my last movement...

SGGeorwell ,

Beethoven famously kept a chamber pot under his piano bench

brokenlcd ,

Well thats one way to make a cacophony

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