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HottieAutie

@HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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HottieAutie ,

Nothing much. I'm just chilling for next 20 mins. What's up with you?

HottieAutie ,

Fix her? You are WORSE than her.

HottieAutie ,

I am currently working on getting myself into this predicament. I'll be back in a few months sexually exhausted and emotionally destroyed 😎👍

HottieAutie ,

lmaooooo

I will never be this clever 😢

HottieAutie ,

what's the word then? cut the suspense and tell us

HottieAutie ,

I would like to evenly split $9,000 between strippers, JFK, and Stalin. -> Strippers get $3,000. JFK gets $3,000. Stalin gets $3,000.

I would like to evenly split $9,000 between strippers, JFK and Stalin. -> Strippers get $4,500. JFK and Stalin get $4,500.

HottieAutie ,

Yippie!

HottieAutie ,

what should I know about the clitoris before I have sex?

In my experience, the clit is the key to her enjoyment. Every girl is different, so you have to pay attention to how they react to how you touch it. Some girls like light slow touch, while others like very fast flicks. Some like light slow touch at first, then very fast intense flicks towards the end. I've had girls that need a lot of stimulation, and girls that find a lot of stimulation overwhelming. Listen to their moans and how their body moves. If you get a girl that doesn't show a difference either way, then ask her. If she is still being secretive, then don't worry about it too much and just enjoy your time. Don't go directly for the clit at first. Play around with the pussy area first, slowly getting to the clit.

am I right in assuming my partner will tell me what she wants me to do?

It's been my experience that most girls will guide you indirectly. Very few will tell you exactly what they like. If you get one that does, you have won the lottery. Otherwise, they will guide you indirectly.

In general, just have fun. Sex is naturally enjoyable. Above all, communication is key, but some people feel uncomfortable with being direct about it, so they communicate indirectly and that's okay. Listen to the language they choose to use. Regardless, don't take sex too serious, and you'll be okay. Good luck!

HottieAutie ,

🏴no gods🏴no masters🏴no tyranny🏴no rules🏴

HottieAutie ,

i gotchu fam

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/1899edaa-f537-4d16-a7f2-f521bb8003d4.jpeg

HottieAutie ,

guns are too soft. they need automatic assault rifles.

HottieAutie ,

I'm a Linux user since 2010. I've been pure Linux since 2020. I do not fall under any of those groups tho :/

HottieAutie ,

I like Linux because it let's me do whatever I want on it. Windows is so controlling. For example in Windows, there are lots of occasions where a window will pop up asking you do make a decision, and while that window is up, you cannot click on any of the other windows. Say I want to save a file, but I want to look at the document. If the save window is up, I can't review the document because it wont let me. That's so freaking annoying.

Aside from all sorts of little annoyances like that, Linux is sooooo customizable. Using KDE PLasma, I could just add widgets on my desktop that show me the status orf my computer or even let me write notes right on the desktop. To do that on Windows, I have to mess with Rainmeter for days trying to figure out the proper settings using a text protocol I am not familiar with. While Linux does run into some difficulties, they tend to be easily solvable by just running an Internet search or posting on a forum relevant to your distro/DE.

Lastly, there are lots of things that just work on Linux that don't on Windows. For instance, my network printer just works. I didn't even have to install a driver. I just added the printer and it did everything else for me. Or, I could use KDE Connect and easily transfer files from my phone to my desktop and vice verse, get phone notifications on my desktop, and even text from it without any tinkering. It just works.

The only reason I could see people using Windows aside from subjective preferences is when they're forced to because of work or they realllly want to play a one fo the few games that doesn't work on Linux. Otherwise, Linux is just objectively better as a whole.

HottieAutie ,

Ever seen the video of the cashier at a convenience store who is so fucked up his head is falling back and his eyes are closed?

Nope. Anyone have a link?

HottieAutie ,

thanks!

HottieAutie , (edited )

it's because they're closer to the sun on the mountains

HottieAutie ,

Link

HottieAutie , (edited )

Reminds me of a scene from some show. The main character was known for being a rich dude that never developed any practical skills, yet had an inflated ego. Someone asked him what his skills were, and he responded, "People say I have really good taste." That guy's inflated ego rested upon the belief that other's like his choices. He contributed nothing to society.

This AI status reminds me of that. A user will have the AI write some status for them, and then the user will choose to post whichever they prefer. Essentially, other users would be liking the statuses that were chosen, not composed, all for the sake of feeling valued. It's like everyone is unknowingly making the decision to live in a joint delusion where they are contributing, but really they are are just choosing which AI contributions to voice.

HottieAutie ,

Like the cop would even understand that statement

HottieAutie ,

i think it's the person that snuck in the xz vulnerability

HottieAutie ,

I don't remember TMNT ever being on Nickelodeon. What I remember was them being on during after school cartoons on the regular antenna stations, and sometimes in the mornings during the summer. I think they had a Saturday morning run for a bit too.

HottieAutie ,

What's so good about it?

HottieAutie ,

"'Money doesn't buy happiness.' Do you live in America?..because it buys a WaveRunner. You ever see a sad person on a WaveRunner?" -Daniel Tosh

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