Stamets OP , 3 months ago

Well True North Strong, for sure. Given my kinks? Free aint so common

Stamets OP , 3 months ago

And you are reading way too much into a shitpost meme

Stamets OP , 3 months ago

Don't you fucking dare. STAY WITH ME!

Stamets OP , 3 months ago

Problem is that the new show isn't for kids. It is aimed at adults. I mean... it's on HBO.

Stamets , 3 months ago

You have no fucking idea.

Stamets OP , 3 months ago

https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExazlqOTExbDE0aWxhZDRhb2RnOGY1dWlhZG03aWdwbTBxcTd3dGx0ZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Pos54CkOtkDeg/giphy.gif

Stamets OP , 3 months ago

Lactaid is your friend

Source: Without it my dairy inspired assgass is so corrosive it could eat through the hull of a naval vessel and trust me when I say that's not the way you wanna call out "YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP!"

Stamets OP , 3 months ago

I don't understand this weird Lemmy fascination with over-analyzing and breaking down shitposty jokes.

Stamets OP , 3 months ago

I said I didn't understand it, not that I was upset over it but okay.

Stamets OP , 3 months ago

And those are the old reasons I alluded to in the title. Fuck her. I hope her bidet transmogrifies so it randomly starts firing staples.

Stamets OP , 3 months ago

Most hinged !comicstrips user

Stamets OP , 3 months ago

You're not alone dude. A few months ago I spent hours freaking out about where the hell my glasses were. After a while I gave up and went to see if the jello I was making earlier had settled so I could stress eat that at least.

Wanna guess where the glasses were?

Stamets OP , 3 months ago

It was inside the jello

Stamets , 4 months ago

I was banned by a thin skin mod who couldn’t accept that they were wrong and banned me for misinformation while they spewed their own. Which allowed them to control the dialogue after.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f1950e96-51e2-4dc2-8fc8-463c2141818e.png

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.... That's why you were banned from multiple communities and by multiple mods and admins over the course of multiple months. Because of a thin skin mod. A mod who moderates exactly one of those communities.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Stamets , 4 months ago

Of course I can’t prove any of this

Because it didn't happen.

Have fun. You've wasted enough of my time with your existence. Keep whining. Go for it. Do it. PLEASE. I beg of you to repeatedly lie about me across multiple communities.

Do it.