Eh depends often I jerk it on the toilet so I don't have to clean up at all. And if I feel particularly lazy I can just nut in my foreskin and walk to a toilet and release it into the bowl.
No, but for real, I think it's really cool how you all body shame people who didn't have a choice in how their body parts look. Really virtuous, you guys.
In case you can't tell, that was sarcasm you fucking "progressive" losers.
My comment was just untasteful joke about weird healthcare system of usa. I didnt mean to attack against anyone or bodyshame people. It's fucked up how that is done to people at young age without consent
Pro tip, get some solid coconit oil, melt it into ice cube trays, and wait for it to solidify again. Then, all you have to do is pop a cube in and wait a few minutes for your body heat to melt it and you're good to go
Well now I'm just not sure that's true, and it certainly depends on what you're going for. It stands to reason that cold water in an enema has a lot more surface area and will thus dissipate heat much more quickly than a very cold cube of coconut oil, especially if it's cold in the center.
Plus an enema won't provide lubrication, if that's what is desired.
It freezes at room temp so you can wait for it to freeze out on the counter, or if you're in a hurry use the fridge for extra speed but not freezing temps. Don't need to keep it in the fridge tho
I meant the person who said they did everything except put it in their butt.
Though now the thought just occurred to me that you can do this with those novelty ice cube trays as well. Bullet shaped ones for easy insertion, skull shaped ones for Halloween, whatever floats your boat.
If you aren’t Jewish that’s probably the justification your parents were given for why they should circumcise you. Not sure how that would be a weird idea.
OP's meme was about (circumcised, presumably) people needing lotion to masturbate. So they assume circumcised people need lotion to masturbate because they don't know how to do it right themselves and keep chafing, right?
People get angry at piercing infant ears, but somehow cutting off foreskin is normal.
What if we were ripping off infant fingernails?
Studies have shown that a lot of bacteria collect under them, and if we removed the fingernails, kids would get sick less.
Why don't you get your appendix removed as an infant?
You wouldn't want to risk it rupturing as an adult
Foreskin is natural. The likelihood of you needing it removed is slim to none.
Just look at all the other countries that don't circumcise. Are all the adults getting circumcised later in life? No.
The problem is you don't know how good it is to have foreskin. It's like you growing up with no fingernails. You wouldn't know how good fingernails were.
Nah I can do it just fine without, I've only ever used lotion like a few times in my life just to try because it seems like a common thing when you see a reference to "Lotion and Kleenex". I felt like it brought nothing to the experience but an extra mess to clean up
Everyone in this entire thread is saying they're fine. There's just this weird, incel group that storms around the internet from time to time spreading bullshit about circumcision. It's exhausting. Get a life, you douchebags.
It depends on how far the doctors went when they removed a part of you without permission or consent. There are levels of skin tightness that some people are on the unfortunate end of, if the doctor took an excessive amount. And in general, there are a huge number of nerves in the foreskin which are significantly more sensitive, so cut members will need more stimulation than they would have, and that can lead to chaffing when attempting to receive the same results as they could have with foreskin.
