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Are they Samsung?

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If America was a lot more like Europe, Ukraine would be part of Russia right now.

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I'd be famous for telling funny-because-true jokes.

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In America it was just called "Toasted Almond Bar" , and is no longer made by Good Humor. See, we only eat sweets that pay homage to other brand name sweets. So you take Oreo crumbs off the floor of the assembly line and paste them on the outside of a popcicle and call it a win-win.

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No, it works under the faucet. You're just impatient because it didn't turn on after 1ms, so you move your hand closer and it turns on so you think it's nearsighted.

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Yes, their evil plot finally laid bare. Copy what Mastercard and Visa have been doing since the 80s.

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Some leaf blowers are also leaf suckers but it can get a bit messy since they usually mulch the leaves, too.

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The petroleum industry as it stands today wouldn't exist without human rights abuses. It's almost a prerequisite for large scale success in the capitalist reality in which we live.

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Luddism definitely comes to mind.

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Time to spin it off into a subsidiary operating company with no climate goals to meet.

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No, the university gets to license it and squeeze all the cash out first. Try again in 15 years.

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No black people in Alabama or Boston apparently.

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Looks like an AI crafted response to me.

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I've had Amazon delay refunding items I have returned for months for no reason. I have had to show them the tracking number shows delivered before customer service will issue the refund.

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Yeah, that's how libraries work.

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Famous country western singer Wayland Jenkins.

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Because they're on the top shelf and the store doesn't want you breaking your neck and suing when the clearly visible Mrs Butterworth on the shelf beside the pancake mix runs out.

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GoldeneYES

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I'm just like you, only much, much better.

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Mic looks like earring, can't unsee it...

Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads (www.lowpass.cc)

Roku is exploring ways to show consumers ads on its TVs even when they are not using its streaming platform: The company has been looking into injecting ads into the video feeds of third-party devices connected to its TVs, according to a recent patent filing.  ...

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I wonder if they just forgot to press the space bar...

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(Kramer enters)

Kramer: Hey.

Jerry: Well ... you want something to play, don't you?

Kramer: Ahh, no, no, no. You got me all wrong buddy. I am loving this no Windows Gaming. You know what I discovered? I really like depriving myself of things. It's fun. Very monastic.

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I wonder if it works on adults?

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Double ham, no onion, extra pickles. No fries, no drink.

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Cursed or cur-sed?

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Something the AI that drew it left out. Dude on the couch on the left has three feet. This is as much as the AIs vision as it is the OPs, without the prompt we'll never know.

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    The good news is, homelessness is illegal in many places now which solves the "unhoused" part of being homeless.

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    Wipe-ification?

    YouTube Music team laid off by Google while workers testified to Austin City Council about working conditions (www.businessinsider.com)

    YouTube Music team laid off by Google while workers testified to Austin City Council about working conditions::Some workers learned of the YouTube Music layoffs while testifying to the Austin city council about Google's refusal to negotiate with the union.

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    It all makes sense now.

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    The person at the table to his right is also topless.

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    May wildfires.

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    Their EV is about $8k more than a similar MB ICE SUV. Seems to be they just want to keep making easy money off innovating pay walls for remote start.

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    Yeah, did they mean they have never felt better or have not improved?

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    What if you're feeling unwell?

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    Botanically speaking, that's bananas.

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    Very meme-able.

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    Le Potato?

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    Almost certainly not true, but you can verify here: https://mol.org/regions/

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    No narcs or finks? What about patsies or stoolies? Can we at least have phonies?

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    Plus, there's poaching endangered creatures.

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    You can do scan and go at Walmart now, if you were previously only using that at Sam's Club. It's fantastic.

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    FedEx bought Shop Runner some time ago. This is not much more than a rebranding.

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