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Xantar

@Xantar@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Xantar ,

Your body will break fast though.

Xantar ,

Need more context, pal.

Xantar ,

Phiz nuts ! Gottem.

Xantar ,

Saitama's spirit animal

Xantar ,

"It's a trap"
[Insert reference image here]

Xantar ,

Game bean advance

Xantar ,

I think that console is toast.

Xantar ,

What a terrible loss...such a young helicopter.

Xantar ,

Magic, I guess ?

Xantar ,

That's what she said.

Xantar ,

Daily commute and sleep deprivation that derives from it is mind numbing. The only reason leaders want people to work at the office is so they don't pay for empty offices.

Want people to innovate ? Give them free time to do research on a subject your company could benefit from.

Want people to meet with their teams ? Organize team activities once in a while. Everyone will benefit and be happier for it.

Xantar ,

She sounds fun at parties. SM parties that is.

Xantar ,

Plot twist, they're telling vegan to leave.

Xantar ,

How likely are those EVs to turn into "combustion" engines ? I've heard crazy stories the CCP would like to cover up.

Xantar ,

Can't wait to get insulted by the AI for asking a "stupid" question and be told the answer has already been asked without a link but with a passive aggressive tone hinting my family tree might have been close knit akin to a thumbleweed.

Xantar ,

I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm just saying it's not the friendliest way to enthuse beginners to this way of working.

I get it's frustrating, but when you're asking your first question ever, it feels like paying for everyone else. xD

Xantar ,

This is so cursed, I love it. What an adorable birb.

Xantar ,

What's the problem ? Everyone like a good bit of Roleplaying game, no ?

Xantar ,

"Do a barrel roll!"

Xantar ,

A forbidden spell for sure. Even cruelty has its limits.

Xantar ,

I cast Tasha's uncontrollable farts.

You become incapacitated and you emanate a poison cloud area that damage foes and friends in a 5ft radius.

Creatures with a fart fetish get advantage on attacks towards you.

Any creature in range can use their bonus action to jar your farts and sell them on the Fart market for 2d4 silver coins each.

Xantar ,

Life is not an action movie. If that actually happened I wouldn't be blindly throwing myself in the middle of a group of armed/dangerous guys. I'd be calling the cops (they're more trained than I am to handle the situation) and freak out hoping nothing bad happens to her.

Xantar ,

We don't have guns where I'm from, and I don't have a car. So I'm more likely to get myself killed.

No no I'm pretty sure the math maths out.

Xantar ,

Nah, I'm my fantasies I go Rambo style and slice everyone with a tactical knife while wearing a ghillie suit and warpaint, before carrying my wife victoriously in my arms to safety...but that wasn't the point was it ?

Xantar ,

Abandonwares anyone ?

Xantar ,

What if the catalyst is more akin to a wingman ?

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