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I didn't know where else to ask rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

How do you shave your balls? Every time I've tried with my trimmer it pinches and tears my sack and I'm too traumatized to try it again unless there's a full proof bloodless method. Usually I just pluck as many as I can tolerate while I'm sitting around watching YouTube or somethin. But it's such a pain (literally)....

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I don't have nuts so I don't really have a say in this but you could never get me to put Nair in the more sensitive parts of my genitalia. Ball skin is so thin and sensitive, I can't imagine that burn.

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I was listening to this podcast that had an ad for a government system to help out people experiencing substance use (specifically alcohol) issues...directly followed by a government liquor store ad. In every single episode.

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Me too thanks

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Me failing a perception check six (6!) times in a row

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Ok but the way this worked out

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Shout out to that time when I was like 11 and tried to download a lil bow wow song and my sister and I were greeted with a full screen p-in-v POV amateur porn.

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Sounds like your monster cat would like more play time. I also have one of each of those, with added nibbling.

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So what I'm hearing is, we Stockholm syndrome'd dogs into loving us, but cats chose to love us... So who offers the real unconditional love?

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Ok but only because of that prozzac song lol

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Careful now, the bull gonna come after you for choosing the bear

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There's also serial killers that were/are very charismatic and social.

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Oh I do it all the time but I have a bit of an obsessive personality. If I really like someone, I want to consume anything they got. And I don't mean in a creepy sexual way... Usually.

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Actually we just finished our switch from Skype to Teams and honestly, as much as I love having GIFs to express my disdain for work, at least Skype could group chats, didn't require all the RAM in the world, and automatically saved chats which, in a records management hellscape was an absolute lifesaver. Also my headphones would automatically answer a call when I put them on my head but I have a feeling that has more to do with the settings than anything else.

Also I'm tired of having to tell people "no we can't do that because Microsoft hasn't integrated that very valuable and highly requested feature you're asking for"

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I'm dumb AF please explain

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We have learned to tone down and mold ourselves into corporate hellscape. We're not okay (I promise).

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I'd say they were dunked on for getting famous but they got famous for being quite good for the genre.

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Yeah, dunked on by the mainstream for being emo and dunked on by the emo scene for being too mainstream, lol.

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Sounds like it works right into their plans for controlling the population by forcing people to give birth then. What a hellscape. I'm so sorry for the good humans that live there.

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I called my friend Andy "Amdy" for like two years before he noticed. This meme would work better spoken.

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Not even a good joke either, it's like Facebook tier memeing

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My city is awesome and recently decided to just stop recycling glass. You know, because we love plastic and why would we want to reward companies who use glass, the much easier thing to reuse and recycle.

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Lol people born after 9/11 were <9 when this song came out.

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Maybe they can but I never do

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For the health insurance is where I'm at

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I'm going to pretend I didn't read this

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Thank you I was looking for Donna Noble!

Also Matilda was the person I last expected to see here but 100%

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I don't understand it but I love it and I love you almost as much as Satan loves Charcoal (but not all the way because I'm not sure you'd survive a head squishy).

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Oooo are we gendering usernames now? Do mine!

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I haven't seen this yet but if you haven't checked out Inside Man he does an amazing job there too.

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The amount of times I've thought I've lost my credit card because I throw it in a random pocket out of panic.

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Hey it's me, I'm the goober. I've given up on life so I don't care about anything anymore.

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