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Agent641

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Agent641 ,

I really like Firefox, but its already free? Can someone please slap a price tag on it so I can feel good about downloading and using it for free?

Agent641 ,

Lizard people are a dumb conspiracy!

licks eyes angrily

Agent641 ,

They like that caveussy

Agent641 ,

Lets see it clear a jam tho.

Agent641 ,

We did it, lemmy!

Agent641 ,

Gabe is riding to your house in a SWAT van as we speak. Resist, or don't, your death is inevitable either way.

Agent641 ,

If the internet archive goes offline we can just view a cached version of it at the internet archi OH NO!

Agent641 ,

Saved this comment to notepad in My Documents, thank you 🙏

Agent641 ,

Things are getting better for like, 20 people.

CEO of Google Says It Has No Solution for Its AI Providing Wildly Incorrect Information (futurism.com)

You know how Google's new feature called AI Overviews is prone to spitting out wildly incorrect answers to search queries? In one instance, AI Overviews told a user to use glue on pizza to make sure the cheese won't slide off (pssst...please don't do this.)...

Agent641 ,

You ask a lot of questions for a bag of sentient meat.

Agent641 ,

Just train it on linux help forum replies, because everyone there is always 100% right.

Agent641 ,

Veronica's pronouns are he/her?

Agent641 , (edited )

My 2012 desktop PC died the other day.

I took out all her parts and determined that the fault was with the power supply and with a wonky pci shield on the wifi card. Replaced the psu and straighten the shield with pliers, reapply thermal compound for fun, and bam, shes back.

Its an i73770k lga1155 socket, with 16g DDR3 RAM. They dont make lga1155 sockets anymore, or DDR3 ram, so I would have been out $1600 to replace the CPU, motherboard, and RAM.

But now, she might have another 5 years in her yet. Im determined to keep her around until she's old enough to vote at least.

Agent641 , (edited )

Probably, but I wouldn't settle for something that's just more powerful, Id want to spend the money to get higher-end current-gen hardware that will last me another 15 years, including upgrading to a good M.2 drive and better GPU. In AUD Id probably be spending at least $2k.

In fact I still have the birth certificate for my current PC, and I spent $1500 on it in 2012 dollars.

Agent641 ,

In one of my uni courses, I found a free copy of the required textbook and posted a link to it on the forum in the LMS saying "Hey prof, is this the correct textbook?" By the time the prof responded and politely took my message down a week later, everyone had helped themselves to a copy.

Agent641 ,

Why didn't you tell me this eight years ago, John Linux?!

Agent641 ,

Ballmer, for comedy relief

Agent641 , (edited )

We all played minecraft, just some of us played it in real life out of scrap metal and discarded bricks

Agent641 ,

How much rent should we charge?

Agent641 ,

Finished him off with a tire iron and buried him in a shallow grave. Sold the bike to a scrapyard. Spent the money on whippets.

Agent641 ,

Square gang represent!

Agent641 ,

Mad Max is a slice-of-life documentary

Agent641 ,

Delete the save and start again

Agent641 ,

Probably the very instant mum walks in, too.

Agent641 ,

Begun, the AI wars have.

Faces on T-shirts, you must print
print. Fake facts into old forum comments, you must edit. Poison the data well, you must.

Agent641 ,

Boeing:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e685caf8-034f-4010-aeb0-e01d53eae14d.gif

Agent641 , (edited )

Zippers at half mast

Agent641 ,

Its just like elevators, really. You put your hand in to stop the doors closing, they open again before touching your arm. Next time they close gently on your arm. Third time, the doors snap shut and the elevator ascends without further warning, resulting in traumatic amputation.

Agent641 ,

I was joking, commenting on the absurdity of a safety system that deliberately gets less safe each time it triggers. Can you imagine the crush injuries and lawsuits if that were true? Not to mention all those movie scenes where someone repeatedly stops the elevator so they can confess their love to someone? They would end in tragedy.

No, elevators are infinitely patient, and will never close the doors on any object large enough to be a crush hazard. Dog leashes, yes sometimes, but not arms and feet.

Agent641 ,

The solution is clear, protesters and school shooters need to put aside their differences and team up.

Agent641 ,

Yeah but what about the laptop?

Agent641 ,

Should've named the company Theseus.

Agent641 ,

They're good Bits, Bront

Agent641 ,

The sheeps seem to compile themselves.

Agent641 ,

Shh dont give the oligarch class any ideas!

Agent641 ,

CSS noob vs CSS grandmaster

Agent641 ,

Gray man/woman aesthetic

Agent641 ,

They even shot his waifu pillow

Agent641 ,

I was using image resizer for years before Microsoft meddled with it. Why is it slow to start up now?!

Agent641 ,

What in gods name did you eat?

Agent641 ,

Yogurt and leftover cooked rice slaps too

Agent641 ,

If you didnt consent to being imploded 13000 feet below sea level, you are legally allowed to leave.

Agent641 ,

How about people just do what they feel comfortable doing with their own body hair?

Agent641 ,

I was tge opposite for like 30 years. Jeans in every weather. 1 degree C and working outdoors? Jeans. 42 degrees C and raining? The same jeans.

Agent641 ,

I stayed panel 4 even after getting sober

Agent641 ,

What sort of gameboy is this?

Agent641 ,

Fruit ninja?

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