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myusernameis , 1 month ago

Lemmy-Bot: "First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days."

myusernameis , 1 month ago

Three whole tabs!!

myusernameis , 2 months ago

Obviously, it's gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

myusernameis , 2 months ago

mass transport

There's definitely a joke here somewhere...

myusernameis , 3 months ago

I've been sober for 6 months.

myusernameis , 3 months ago

Dude, it's been an hour already, are you going to let us know or ... Oh.

myusernameis , 3 months ago

Anyone remember when a certain oat milk brand paid to promote a megathread about their new ad campaign, with comments open, and just got savaged by Reddit? The funny thing is that generally people seem to like the product, but hated the smug marketing so much it turned real bad, real fast.

I wonder how they're doing:

The stock has fallen 42% in the last 12 months, while the S&P 500 SPX has gained 23%.

Ha.

myusernameis , 3 months ago

What do you mean no meat? The cat is right there!

(Kidding, I love my cat.)

myusernameis , 3 months ago

Just wanted to second this. Learning to use a roux as a base saves me so much money and effort. A bit of butter(or any oil) and flour makes any creamy sauce/soup/stew you'd like. Add milk, broth, spices, garlic, cheese... The skies the limit and it's a lot cheaper than cream or cream cheese, and I always have it in the house.

myusernameis , 4 months ago

The employees at my local Walgreens just walk you through pressing cancel like 4 times so you can just pay. Love them, hate Walgreens.

myusernameis , 4 months ago

Random hot take, I'm at least grateful that my wife and I use an app that none of our friends use. Removes the "oh shit did I send that to the wrong person" panic.