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myusernameis , 1 month ago to Technology in Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue

Lemmy-Bot: "First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days."

myusernameis , 2 months ago to linuxmemes in you don't need more 4GB of RAM

Three whole tabs!!

myusernameis , 2 months ago to Technology in Catholic 'media ministry' defrocks AWOL AI priest after it told faithful you can baptise babies in Gatorade and that, sure, it can totally perform your wedding

Obviously, it's gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

myusernameis , 3 months ago to 196 in Rulethlic Converts

mass transport

There's definitely a joke here somewhere...

myusernameis , 3 months ago to 196 in you wouldn't do that rule: Post something relatable to people 20 and older and expect them to reply "hell yeah" in the commentss

I've been sober for 6 months.

myusernameis , 3 months ago to 196 in Two Sentence Rule

Dude, it's been an hour already, are you going to let us know or ... Oh.

myusernameis , 3 months ago to Technology in Pre-IPO Reddit lets ads be dressed up as promoted user posts

Anyone remember when a certain oat milk brand paid to promote a megathread about their new ad campaign, with comments open, and just got savaged by Reddit? The funny thing is that generally people seem to like the product, but hated the smug marketing so much it turned real bad, real fast.

I wonder how they're doing:

The stock has fallen 42% in the last 12 months, while the S&P 500 SPX has gained 23%.

Ha.

myusernameis , 3 months ago to Mildly Infuriating in This is $87 worth of shopping. Please feel free to use the space below to critique my purchases

Just wanted to second this. Learning to use a roux as a base saves me so much money and effort. A bit of butter(or any oil) and flour makes any creamy sauce/soup/stew you'd like. Add milk, broth, spices, garlic, cheese... The skies the limit and it's a lot cheaper than cream or cream cheese, and I always have it in the house.

myusernameis , 3 months ago to Mildly Infuriating in This is $87 worth of shopping. Please feel free to use the space below to critique my purchases

What do you mean no meat? The cat is right there!

(Kidding, I love my cat.)

myusernameis , 4 months ago to Comic Strips in Do you have rewards?

The employees at my local Walgreens just walk you through pressing cancel like 4 times so you can just pay. Love them, hate Walgreens.

myusernameis , 4 months ago to Memes in Chat Apps

Random hot take, I'm at least grateful that my wife and I use an app that none of our friends use. Removes the "oh shit did I send that to the wrong person" panic.