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MrJameGumb ,
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Watching any movie with my mother involves me pretty much repeating the same 3 phrases over and over again:

I don't know who that is, they haven't said yet

I don't know why they killed that guy, I'm watching the same movie you are mom I don't have any more information than you do

Why don't I just pause the movie while you go to the kitchen? It's really not a problem

Invariably the movie must not be paused for some reason and this causes the whole cycle to repeat again

Sidhean ,

Please tell me the x-axis is supposed to be labeled "sex scene"

GregorTacTac OP ,
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It's the amount of sex scenes.

burgersc12 ,

Why is 20% of your movie a sex scene? Pick a sexless movie you fools!

GregorTacTac OP ,
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Name one.

burgersc12 ,

Paddington 2

GregorTacTac OP ,
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A good movie please.

chumbalumber ,

Pan's Labyrinth

Lemongrab ,

Still way too hot.

chumbalumber ,
machinaeZER0 ,
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The Paddington movies are really good though

Maven ,
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Paddington 2 is a masterpiece wtf

It's also the best rated movie of all time

GregorTacTac OP ,
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Well I don't hate it but I don't like it either.

can ,

A recently discovered 80-year-old negative review of Citizen Kane has knocked the Orson Welles’s classic down from 100% to 99% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Get rekt Welles

jballs ,
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Delete this comment before Nicolas Cage sees it.

https://youtu.be/xEckT94M7qg

GregorTacTac OP ,
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Oh no, I'm fucked!

dalekcaan ,

Really? Huh, I must've downloaded the wrong one.

hydrospanner ,

Unless you're watching the Director's Cut.

ChicoSuave ,

This guy hasn't seen the director's cut!

Please_Do_Not ,

Purple line should be inverted. I'm buried in my phone the moment a sex scene comes on while watching a movie with anyone else

MrJameGumb ,
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That is also my strategy lol

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