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Colour_me_triggered ,

Sounds nice. What's the neighborhood like?

BeMoreCareful ,

I mean, I'd probably want a door.

Daxtron2 ,

In this economy??

uriel238 ,
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I spent a lot of time in the boywife kitchen, but the abortion pantry just has snacks. I guess we sleep in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge? I'd swap the Gay Room and the Estrogen Lab. I surf Lemmy and do more science in the Gay Room, and my sweetheart hangs out in the Estrogen Lab.

The bathroom is trans, yes. There's a second (cis) bathroom.

jbk ,

bidens america

jaybone ,

I’d rather just smoke in the house.

ky56 ,

So a republicans house is just this but every room is labeled guns?

passepartout OP ,
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Guns and christianity maybe.

taanegl ,
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And actual slavery.

TurtleJoe ,
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Gotta put the trucks somewhere, too.

frankgrimeszz ,

There’s the prayer / wife beating room, the incest / strictly missionary only room, the bathroom where wiping or cleaning your ass is forbidden, and the Fox News while drinking Lonestar and shooting at rats room.

ChillPenguin ,

Imagine having a whole ass lounge dedicated to sex before marriage. Living the high life.

Tar_alcaran ,

I dunno, seems really inconvenient to me. What if you decide to get married at some point? I would just build a sex-regardless-marriage room, to get a little potential future-proofing done.

And maybe expand the gay room a bit.

owenfromcanada ,
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To be fair, the only way to afford a place like this is to run some sort of lab out of it.

Kolanaki ,
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A kitchen just for me?! 🥺

ummthatguy ,
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For us, comrade.

match ,
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With attached abortion, for convenience

NuWuX ,

How else are we expected to make my famous tomato soup?

kittenzrulz123 ,

Oh no that's horrible, where is this house... So I can avoid it :3

PyroNeurosis ,

This is absurd. The estrogen lab should be switched with the sexb4marriage lounge, so i can watch boywives in their kitchen at leisure, and take the estrogen to use in the trans bathroom efficiently.

Tar_alcaran ,

Also, obviously you don't want the lounge opening right into the bathroom. Unless that's your thing, but then you should just convert your gay room into a multipurpose area.

mydoomlessaccount ,

I like to go to my gay room and just kind of sit and stare at the wall and think about stuff. It doesn't accomplish anything.

Pencilnoob ,

Let's not overlook the weed porch

Deconceptualist ,
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Excuse me, that's the weed patio. The hookah goes on the porch.

librejoe ,

It is true though...

danc4498 ,

The Trans bathroom looks just like my bathroom. Wtf I'm shook.

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