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A_Very_Big_Fan Mod ,

They're pretty ♥️💙💚💛💜

force ,

okay there's NO WAY the person who wrote this ISN'T a closet homosexual who's trying to cope

ArmokGoB ,

Those are honeypot ants.

Laticauda ,

God I wish.

JPAKx4 ,

No, I'm allergic!

Not to the gay, to the ants.

FullOfBallooons ,
@FullOfBallooons@leminal.space avatar

What if I'm already gay, can the ants pick up on this and leave me alone?

FrostyTheDoo ,

The ants might try to date you

FakeGreekGirl OP ,
@FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

They'll make you somehow even gayer.

BobbyNevada ,

Not just gay, SUPERGAY™.

FakeGreekGirl OP ,
@FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

And it's like, how much more gay can I be?

And the answer is, none. None more gay.

gravitas_deficiency ,

Ooooh so THAT’S the homosexual agenda. Good to know!

Slatlun ,

If that's true why aren't the sugar water pools in rainbow order. Folks, let's not get tricked by fake news. The real threat is rainbows and, of course, double rainbows.

graycube ,

What do you think we are spraying when we spray for mosquitos? Of course it is to help the little flying pests turn Christians gay. Really. Have you ever seen the mosquito population actually go down? Do you really know what is in that spray? You just assumed, and now you too are gay.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Holy shit I am gay! This is really happening.

https://i.ibb.co/23xtsYL/sfc.gif

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Gay Antgenda

KingJalopy ,

Yass Queen!

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Something something... Flaming Ants?

Also:

What is this, a Gay Agenda for ants?

That's all I got.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social avatar

TIL: Homosexuality was a religion?

Or is Christianity a sexual orientation?

amminadabz ,

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_International#Loving_Jesus

"Loving Jesus" is a term TFI members use to describe their intimate, sexual relationship with Jesus. TFI describes its "Loving Jesus" teaching as a radical form of bridal theology. They believe the church of followers is Christ's bride, called to love and serve him with wifely fervor; however, this bridal theology is taken further, encouraging members to imagine Jesus is joining them during sexual intercourse and masturbation. Male members are cautioned to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus.

FakeGreekGirl OP ,
@FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

OK, hot

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Wow, I feel really sorry for anyone growing up with these people.

Male members are cautioned to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus.

That's cool I guess. Jesus would be open to men though, apparently, so Jesus is bi? Pansexual?

toxicbubble420 ,

thanks Obama

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

It’s that god damned Joe Biden

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I’m not sure whether you considered “omg yall dawg omg yall jor Biden”

zyratoxx ,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Finally some good fucking news ;P

lemmy_get_my_coat ,

I knew it

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