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Steamymoomilk ,
@Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works avatar

Gentoo is a bicicle
Its all manual and alot of work but when you get up to speed it runs well

DarkThoughts ,

Bicycles are the opposite of "alot" of work. They're so simple that even a complete newbie can work on them without much knowledge or experience. I literally build my own bike from the frame up with like 0 mechanical knowledge, but I couldn't get Gentoo installed despite using computers for decades.

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Gento is a shipping container full of car parts, with an Ikea screwdriver zip tied to the door.

There's probably a race car you could build in there... somewhere... eventually.

Mango ,
BaskinRobbins ,

The Williams distro of choice is a single windows 7 machine with an excel spreadsheet containing all of the companies data

Evil_Shrubbery ,

And the excel file is stil unsaved & without shadow backups.

user1234 ,

Ubuntu is a Toyota Camry.

twena ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/e1312a48-7cac-4579-a995-5718dfc31e2d.webp

More like a Tesla I think

Sleek design and user friendly. But the company...

muse , (edited )
@muse@fedia.io avatar

False, debian is a subaru, as all lesbians own one

Eta:I'm sorry I made the server mad, I'll take my Debian distro and my Subaru outback and go ;-;

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Brb, gotta tell my wife I'm lesbian now.

lengau ,

This is even funnier if the reader assumes you're a woman.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

Heres a curveball: Android?

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

It's a vespa.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar
Im_old ,

Gentoo. Good idea on paper, takes a lot of time to get ready for arguable benefits

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Just add a skirt and you get a hovercraft.

Which begs the next question….

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e9b6b0e5-daa3-4678-8a92-ae6cf3218340.jpeg

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Linux From Scratch. They started it, but never figured out how to finish it and get it fully working.

HakFoo ,

I think Slackware would be more of a 2CV than a Multipla.

Im_old ,

I had a 2cv. I still miss it. I don't miss slack

Gueoris ,
wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

2011*

(I actually had one!)

Rozauhtuno ,
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Debian is either an utilitarian supercub or the red car from the Simpsons.

Slackware should be something out of r/redneckengineering

sukhmel ,

It would've been funnier if Debian was Porsche, Lamborghini, or Ferrari:

like these
SavedKriss ,

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    cerement ,
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    tractors defeat tanks

    FuglyDuck ,
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    Ukrainian Farmers are terrifying.

    juergen ,

    I think of Debian as the Sensible Family Van.

    GravitySpoiled ,

    A company sprinter

    j4k3 ,
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