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pingveno ,
TheJims ,

The radical leftists marxists communists won’t let us crush orphans anymore

Make Orphan Crushing Great Again

Trump 2024

NutWrench ,
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Of course it's a mystery. An honest discussion about why orphan-crushing machines need to exist would lead to an honest discussion about where your society's pain really comes from.

And the owner class doesn't want that discussion to happen. Because it would come out that they don't pay their fair share of the tax burden, which would keep orphan-crushing machines from existing in the first place.

Etterra ,

Hey that orphan-crushing machine is a constitutionally enshrined right. I have the right to mount that thing on wheels and drive it around to crush up orphans wherever I want! And if somebody tries to stop me and gets caught up in and jams the mechanism, I have the right to sue his estate for damages!

taanegl ,
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Listen, we here are Orphan Crushing Incorporated are a family business...

Diplomjodler ,

Will nobody think of the jobs in the orphan crushing industry?

saltesc ,

That's more commonly a US thing and it's like, "Americans saved from America." whether health, education, or some basic social service that's being used for profiteering.

MxM111 ,
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Give man a fish and they call you a communist. Create a baby crashing machine and they call you shrewd businessman. Or something like this.

Dyskolos ,
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That's the subreddit I'm missing here...

Dave ,
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... the orphan-crushing one?

sjmarf ,
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine was a popular subreddit inspired by this tweet

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Haha oh boy, I had no idea, and it took almost a day before anyone mentioned it. Now I know.

ggwithgg ,

What's a subreddit?

MxM111 ,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

What’s Reddit, you mean?

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

What's Red?

helpImTrappedOnline ,

Reginald Albert "Red" Forman is a fictional character on the Fox sitcom That '70s Show, portrayed by Kurtwood Smith.

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