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zanyllama52 ,
@zanyllama52@infosec.pub avatar

Looks like a fork to me.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Looks like one of those little seafood forks

Nurse_Robot ,

I fucking hate this fork

constantokra ,

Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.

I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i'd basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or be pulled like toffee into another dimension, stretched infinitely.

Hegar ,
@Hegar@kbin.social avatar

a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.

That basically describes me now. But my mother was a delicious bowl of liang fen so I feel like it's pretty understandable.

ramenshaman ,

That fork is doing the best it can

342345 ,

What the fork?

black0ut ,
@black0ut@pawb.social avatar

Why is the prong at the right shorter than every other one? Bad fork, 1/5. Giving it a 1 and not a 0 because it's probably heavy and I like that.

Jilanico ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of the silverware from 2001: A Space Odyssey
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e6263d1f-e383-4ce7-b752-2b8fbe8de00b.jpeg

MechanicalJester ,

Want

droog_the_droog ,

Use this set at home. Really like it! Especially that the forks forces you to eat smaller bites. :)

Empricorn ,

Use chopsticks?

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

But how do you consume your moloko?

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

It's like if AI made utensils. Kubrick was ahead of the game.

lemmyng ,
@lemmyng@lemmy.ca avatar

What's the scale? It might be a passable seafood fork.

Daze ,

Pickles!!

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I guess but I wouldn't want that in my mouth.

terminhell ,

What's wrong with pickles?

UnRelatedBurner ,

everything

topperharlie ,

jokes aside, is weird enough to look appealing to me, and probably functional.

InputZero ,

Honestly my first thought when I saw this was that it had to be some type of homemade tool for car repairs. Car mechanics will make a tool out of anything if it gets the job done.

TeckFire ,

Now imagine the scraping of steel against teeth on this and it just….

lugal ,

4/4

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Your 4-based rating system is almost as perverse as that "utensil."

lugal ,

This comment was very helpful! It rate it with 7/7

shneancy ,

i'd give it 5/7, perfect score

ZeDoTelhado ,

It really looks like a repurposed knife at a glance.

PapaStevesy ,

Looks like a Star Trek fork, I give it 3 out of 5 forks.

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