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Boeing Will Launch Starliner With Helium Leak (www.extremetech.com)

Boeing and NASA are moving ahead with the upcoming Starliner demonstration launch despite an active helium leak. The launch is now on the books for Saturday, June 1, at 12:25 p.m. EDT. If all goes as planned, Starliner will rendezvous with the International Space Station the following day and return to Earth on June 10. If not,...

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So femboys are not trans, yes? I accidentally called a femboy dude and felt bad about it, but then I was like, "wait, no, they're just a boy who likes girly stuff, it's OK to call them dude, right?"

I'd ask them but don't want to be rude(r).

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Guess I'll have to ask and apologize if I misgendered them. Thanks!

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I'm all for it.

"You guys" too.

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Some people think so, but I'm all for it being used to refer to anyone.

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This is the kinda job I like to get just to fuck with management.

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Nah, you gotta pull this shit as a part timer unless you're already retired/independently wealthy. Don't fuck with your actual career or income.

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I find that there's a certain glee in getting paid to troll awful people.

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Wouldn't it be easier to kill them, then take their shit?

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Do goblins care about that sort of thing?

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I don't partake, but it's definitely degrading because you have to sell your body for a living just like construction or factory jobs.

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American here: I find this offensive. This is clearly not an actual, functioning firearm, very unrealistic.

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Costs money and time to package and ship stuff. They should've at least removed the sticker though.

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On one hand, I want to downvote this because nobody: is a shitty meme.

On the other, the rest of it is still funny so, fuck it, I'm upvoting.

I hope you have enjoyed this peek at my internal monologue.

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That's much better!

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Not having opposable thumbs is ruff.

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Fuck this meme, Crowder is a piece of shit and people should use the Calvin & Hobbes version instead. Shit, use any version but this one.

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Looks like people do care though so I guess your point doesn't really stand now does it?

Also, that shitgibbon's name is on the mugs and people already know what the meme is, so that point doesn't really stand either.

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I'll calm in any direction I please.

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Nah, fuck that guy. We didn't do shit, that asshole ruined his own career. Nobody made him do shit.

Also, you clearly do care because you keep arguing about it.

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How about Edge!?

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"USE EDGE OR WE WILL CUT YOU!"

-Microsoft in 5 years probably

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If you aren't using Netscape Navigator, what are you even doing?

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brb, going to the club with my friends so we can do steroids, hopefully I can find some psychotic marijuanas too

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Yeah, Ghostal is right: You're paying reddit.

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That's way less extreme than I would've expected.

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IDK about final but Framework has a pretty strong possibility of being my next laptop.

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The worst was when we had an evil clown show up in the White House. I think it was one of the first, sometime in January.

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I'm more of a Spring/Fall enjoyer, but I like winter too. Summer I just turn on a bunch of fans because AC is expensive AF and has a chonky carbon footprint

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Fred Rogers

Dolly Parton

Steve Wozniak

Betty White

Carl Sagan

Hedy Lamarr

Albert Einstein

Grace Hopper

Alan Turing

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Just YouTubers? I don't really know them as people but I think the content they create is admirable at least:

Electroboom

Mark Rober <- Never mind, apparently he's down with Autism Speaks (a shitty group that wants to "cure" neurodivergence) That's a shame.

Kurzgesagt

SmarterEveryDay

Oversimplified

Vsauce

Veritasium

Captain Disillusion

ZeFrank

ForgottenWeapons

I guess I'm kind of a sucker for educational stuff.

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They seem like some of the very few genuinely decent human beings who were also celebrities.

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ZeFrank is fucking hilarious, but also, technically informative as well.

Edit: Hmm, maybe I should also add YourGrammarSucks too...

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Damn, really? That's disappointing to learn, why's he a dick?

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That is a terrible oversight on my part and my list has been amended.

That dude is a national treasure: Good catch!

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I'd call that disappointing, Autism Speaks is a shitty group. Neurodivergence doesn't need to be "cured". I even thought Rober might be on the spectrum himself.

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Family Circus, but with anthropomorphic cats.

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