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Fr0G ,

I'll turn him into a flea

A harmless little flea

Then I'll put that flea in a box

Put that box inside of another box

And then I'll mail that box to myself

And when it finally arrives..

Option number 2

xor ,

there are two kinds of people:
people who try to split humanity in half with some random attribute and lack thereof, and people that don't.

ApathyTree ,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Then there’s the 2.5 people. The ones who would absolutely hit it with a hammer if they could just find one, so they use a wrench/pliars/screwdriver impotently, instead.

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

It depends what we are hitting with a hammer. And is 2:02am the only time we do this?

hydroptic OP ,

Thanks to the magic of time zones, both the people advocating for and against hammer use and the observer all had different wall clock times

tubaruco ,

what about those who hit it with a hammer sometimes?

hydroptic OP ,

Yes

tubaruco ,

probably

Venator ,

This is just for the times when it is 2:02 AM

ryannathans ,

Hammer time

over_clox ,

Ever fix a bent iPad with a rubber mallet? I have.

'Nuff said.

bloubz ,
@bloubz@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Does it work for MacBooks?

HamBrick ,

Rubber mallet is the softball of hammers

over_clox ,

True that. Still, it was bent in such a way to have the volume buttons jammed up.

Proper fix would have taken like an hour to remove the touchscreen, disassemble it, bend it back straight, and reassemble it.

I looked at it and took my chances, knowing the touchscreen digitizer layer only cost $7 at the time. So I was like screw it, lemme try this cheap trick instead.

I put it face down on the bench, with a piece of paper to hopefully protect the screen. I put a piece of wood on the back side and smacked it with a mallet.

Worked perfectly, plus I got to go to lunch about an hour earlier.

Given the piece of wood I used to cushion the blow, I probably could have used a hammer instead 🤷‍♂️

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