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RIPandTERROR ,
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my final conclusion is to run doom on cells it would take about 600 years

Would six hundred and sixty six suffice?

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Bacteria you say? Sounds stylish.

i_dont_want_to ,

Time to fight the cacademons.

TheGrandNagus ,

Speak for yourself.

My gut bacteria runs Doom at a smooth 60 fps

TheRealKuni ,

My gut bacteria runs Doom at a smooth 60 fps

I’m not sure I want to know what the ‘f’ stands for here.

elvith ,

Farts per stomach?

Grippler ,

Farts per second...obviously

dantheclamman OP ,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

They keep you regular. Specifically your fps

LazaroFilm ,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

The real OLED screen.

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

WE KNOW

smileyhead , (edited )

Spoiler: it's "just" a display. Bacteria are not doing any calculations.
Unlike the crab computer.

Potatisen ,

The what now computer?

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

The crab computer

LazaroFilm ,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

That gives me some 3 Body Problem vibes.

bassomitron ,

Haha that's exactly what I was thinking of, the million human computer.

Gork ,

The researchers found that when two swarms of crabs collide, they merge and continue in a direction that is the sum of their velocities

I see this being incorporated into a maths lesson about vector addition.

Asudox ,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

They're made using these crabs.

Also called "soldier crabs"

@wikibot

wikibot Bot ,

Here's the summary for the wikipedia article you mentioned in your comment:

Mictyris guinotae is a species of soldier crab of genus Mictyris, endemic to the Ryukyu Islands of Japan. They were named after Danièle Guinot, a professor at the Muséum national d'histoire naturelle in France, and were first treated as a separate species in a tribute volume to Guinot.

^article^ ^|^ ^about^

redcalcium ,

Imagine living your entire live as a sentient being not knowing you're actually just a logic gate in a huge-ass computer.

SpaceNoodle ,

That's basically reality for all of us right now

FaceDeer ,
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And then when AI researchers come along to make it so we don't have to be logic gates in that computer, we complain about "losing our jobs."

prole ,
@prole@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well yeah because this is capitalism, and those lost jobs will be lost forever, and everyone who was working them will suddenly have no source of income with nothing to replace it. Instead of taking care of those people, they'll just be collateral damage.

FaceDeer ,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

Sounds like the problem is with our economic system. There are ways to fix that. Even ways to fix "capitalism" so that it isn't necessary, without changing the fundamental concepts of freedom and personal property that people are so worried about.

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Guess it's not long until the Vogons come.

pleb_maximus ,

Well, they really could stand to get on with it, you know?

MajorHavoc ,

If we're really unlucky, they might read us some of their poetry.

SkaveRat ,

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/7b24f9fd-0ef4-48c1-9974-351837ad30ba.png

bassomitron ,

I would bet there's someone who has made a custom ass shaped computer case.

SatyrSack ,
@SatyrSack@lemmy.one avatar

"What up YouTube, today we're going to build a custom gaming PC for our special guest: Sir Mixalot!"

sir_pronoun ,

Is that a vintage xkcd?

SkaveRat ,

very vintage, yes

AbidanYre ,

Spoiler alert: 42

isolatedscotch ,

for now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEXefdbQDjw

JaymesRS ,
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"is this butterfly" meme labeled "conservatives probably" with the text "fluorescent e. Coli" over the person and the text "is this gain of function research" over the butterfly

breadsmasher ,
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

uh what does this even mean

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

We need a c/okbuddypdh

JaymesRS , (edited )
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There’s a stupid conspiracy that’s parroted by people in The US like Rand Paul that the US (in general and Anthony Faucci in specific) helped intentionally create SARS-CoV-2 by funding Gain of Function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

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