FlihpFlorp

FlihpFlorp , 7 days ago to 196 in 🚇r u l e

To think he combusted just from that 😔

FlihpFlorp , 10 days ago to 196 in They rule

Same

FlihpFlorp , 10 days ago to 196 in They rule

Actually I do have the time, I’m just terrible at time management

FlihpFlorp , 10 days ago to 196 in They rule

I do not have the time nor the braincell count to mod a community

FlihpFlorp , 10 days ago to 196 in They rule

This makes me wish we had a speed of lobsters community

FlihpFlorp , 13 days ago to Memes in Checkmate

Makes sense

FlihpFlorp , 13 days ago to Memes in Checkmate

I don’t swing that way but it’s truly unfortunate 😔

FlihpFlorp , 13 days ago to Memes in Checkmate

Wait is his chest censored

FlihpFlorp , 18 days ago to Technology in New dishwasher video drop

So you could tell me, the person who doesn’t even run the dishwasher, all about it

FlihpFlorp , 18 days ago to Mildly Infuriating in For free for 11.99$

I’m on voyager as well and both links opened fine in app for me

FlihpFlorp , 23 days ago to Comic Strips in Freeze [Daily Obstruction]

Right!? I hate it when I turn on the bathroom light at night, can’t imagine that’s the last thing I feel (assuming the car kills me instantly) :(

FlihpFlorp , 23 days ago to Technology in Things the guys who stole my phone have texted me to try to get me to unlock it - Gothamist

On a similar note, a reason why you shouldn’t respond to spam/scam texts because it basically verifies you as an active phone number. Why waste man/bot power texting numbers that may or may not exist when a majority of your texts will at least be seen by a human which will probably boost their chance

It’s why I tell my friends not to respond even tho some of their responses are really funny

Some smarter ones I see usually range between 2-7 lines of text usually written as a time sensitive question that will affect the totally real persons social or work like

One of my favorite ones was about 5 lines of text that was posed as a date

It was like “Hey Kayla it’s Mike, some short sob story about dating life, hope our first date goes well, then nonsense about dating with an address thrown in

However after the 5 lines it was in Arabic or some similar flowy characters and when I translated it continued “mikes” story about where he was from and how oh so sad his life was

Tldr totally fishing for a pity “sorry wrong number” to see if my phone number would be seen by human

FlihpFlorp , 23 days ago to Comic Strips in Freeze [Daily Obstruction]

So I looked it up and according to the first source I found and at the top of the page of the article

A deer’s eyes consist of more rods than cones, which is why it is able to see very clearly, even at night. However, when a car’s headlight beam falls into their eyes, the deer becomes blinded by the bright light. Until its eyes adjust to that heightened level of brightness, a deer will keep standing there, which makes it look like the deer is rooted to the spot

FlihpFlorp , 24 days ago to 196 in Overly ruleteral

I thought as much, it was just my terrible attempt at a joke

FlihpFlorp , 24 days ago to 196 in Overly ruleteral

Ignoring the teensy weensy fact he is an amazing father, yes you are correct