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HonkTonkWoman

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HonkTonkWoman ,

Gotta hang that hat somewhere at the end of the day…

HonkTonkWoman ,

Not until the fifth panel is drawn. Until the fifth panel drawn it is impossible to know whether they died or fused grotesquely into a single festering green-goopy figure who becomes a local superhero, and, overtime, earns the moniker of Toxic Avenger, thus rebooting the greatest franchise of all time.

It’s 50/50.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Wonder what would happen if that PO Box got an influx of post-dated $6.95 checks?

HonkTonkWoman ,

Genital Nerds™ , the tastiest of the STDs.

HonkTonkWoman ,

That’s the best thing to come out of Sandler in a while.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Do you have any of the reusable ziplock bags that come with a hand pump? I’ll bet that little pump would be gentle enough to do the trick.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Ol Reliable

HonkTonkWoman ,

I HAVE SHOWN RESPONSIBILITY.

HonkTonkWoman ,

She’s like Mother Teresa, she’ll come atcha like a tornado of teeth & fingernails.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Given Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.

HonkTonkWoman ,

“Make it Suntory Time!”

HonkTonkWoman ,

I used to take the weekly mailer coupons, the ones printed on newsprint, fold them up, & put them in the no postage necessary envelopes that came with credit card offers & what not. Seal em up & send them along.

I wish there was a way to do something similar with junk emails…

HonkTonkWoman ,

No one knows! That’s what happens when you click the maintenance request link.

Some say the kids are building new apartments for the new ownership. Others think the kids go into the lasagna served at the holiday tenant gathering.

HonkTonkWoman ,

I only visited this post because of the image & now I’m performing cunnilingus on a bowl of Mac & Cheese.

Please remove the image.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Moldy Mondays & Fermenting Fridays for all!

HonkTonkWoman ,

Dude who came up with the blades in the wall thing was also clairvoyant. He was just mostly wrong in his clairvoyance, a few details would prove to be true.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Balmy Boobs! It’s kinda like your first experience with cleavage corn as you leave the movies.

Both are better than crotch fries while you’re driving.

HonkTonkWoman ,

I’m a lil rusty on my geography. Would that make the Grand Canyon his butthole or is it more like the Fertile Crescent is his buttcrack?

HonkTonkWoman ,

Looks more like a drop of urine floating out into the void.

HonkTonkWoman ,

So civilized in fact, there are monetized YouTube channels dedicated to catching & shaming people for not returning their carts.

So it’s kind of like the European system in a way. Instead of getting a coin for returning an abandoned shopping cart, you can get a subscriber count & ad revenue!

HonkTonkWoman ,

I was going to say this is the opening scene to the next Tremors movie. Maybe they’re summoning an army rather than bait?

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