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Hossenfeffer

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Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.

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Hossenfeffer ,
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I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.

Hossenfeffer , (edited )
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Same with visiting almost any website.

Then

  1. Click on link to website.
  2. Read website.

Now

  1. Click on link to website.
  2. Click on Cookie options.
  3. Scroll down looking for 'Reject All'.
  4. Discover there is no 'Reject All'.
  5. Scroll back through list turning off all optional cookies.
  6. Scroll back to the bottom to click on 'Confirm my choices'.
  7. Hunt for the close X on the 'Subscribe to our newsletter' pop-up.
  8. Click on the close X on the 'Subscribe to our newsletter' pop-up.
  9. Read the website.
  10. Discover the website is just more AI generated SEO garbage.
  11. Go outside, walk on the grass barefoot, weep for the future of humanity.
Hossenfeffer ,
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I’m guessing it was Wargames.

Hossenfeffer ,
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Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.

Hossenfeffer ,
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Alternatively, over-report. Spelling mistake on an email from a colleague? Seems phishy to me. Email from a colleague with an attachment? Phishy! Unsolicited email from a client? Phishy! Email from 'social committee' sent to everyone in the team? Phishy!!!

Hossenfeffer ,
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I, too, am a human American from one of the 49 states which are united and in America. I am from the good state. All other states are weak and feeble compared to the state from which I come. This makes me a superior human. Obey my justified commands.

Hossenfeffer ,
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Pedantry: it putter not potter.

Confidently wrong.

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Hossenfeffer ,
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Musk also told staff that he would ask for the resignation of any executive "who retains more than three people who don't obviously pass the excellent, necessary and trustworthy test."

Pssst. Elon. You're not any of those three things.

Hossenfeffer ,
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You'd say what with the what now?

Hossenfeffer ,
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Pfffft. The AI couldn't even fly its plane the right way up.

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Hossenfeffer ,
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I miss Windows 3.11.

Hossenfeffer , (edited )
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Yes, there have been a few comments mentioning Tikka masala, but can you name another British dish with flavor? I don’t think so.

Let's kick off with curries! We've been eating 'curry' since 1598, so longer than a lot of other countries have existed. As well as chicken tikka masalla, we've adapted or invented a few, such as:

  • Madras curries
  • Jalfrezi curries
  • Balti curries
  • Phall curries

For other British dishes with flavour, try (in no particular order):

  • Any Sunday roast; beef with Yorkshires and horseradish sauce, pork with applesauce, lamb with mint sauce.
  • Full English, full Scottish, Ulster Fry, Full Welsh
  • Kedgeree
  • Steak and kidney pudding
  • Cream tea
  • A proper ploughman's lunch
  • Sausage, mash, onion gravy with English mustard
  • Cullen skink
  • Shepherd's pie / cottage pie
  • Fish pie
  • Irish stew
  • Lancashire Hot Pot
  • Marmite on toast
  • Bacon sarnie
  • Kippers
  • Sheffield fishcake butty
  • Welsh rarebit
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"The intent is to provide drivers with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heated seat configurations."

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You wouldn't download an ad, would you?

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