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RizzRustbolt

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So it's available?

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He was dumb enough to let X expire, maybe he'll do the same thing here.

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It's crazy, right?

The whole world's gone sideways.

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I think someone already wrote a proposal for that.

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Or extremely altered biology, if you're an Ito fan.

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I never saw so many people shoplifting when I worked at Hy-vee.

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Looks like someone set Google to "Herakles Mode".

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A lot better and funnier than her father too.

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How to get contries to develop their space programs and colonize the moon: "Its made of oil!"

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Books suck.

Sincerely,

Folks that have to work with books all day.

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It's also a fairly good introduction to programming logic.

After announcing increased prices, Spotify to Pay Songwriters About $150 Million Less Next Year (www.billboard.com)

When Bloomberg reported that Spotify would be upping the cost of its premium subscription from $9.99 to $10.99, and including 15 hours of audiobooks per month in the U.S., the change sounded like a win for songwriters and publishers. Higher subscription prices typically equate to a bump in U.S. mechanical royalties — but not...

RizzRustbolt ,

Don't use spotifly.

Give your money to SomaFM instead.

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I'll take the rest on a gift certificate.

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In real life, there is no trolley problem. Because the folks at the top don't give a shit about being ethical.

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I thought they were more of a brownish orange?

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"I broke your toliet."

"I'll get a plunger..."

"No-no. I broke your toliet."

RizzRustbolt ,

Sometimes the holdy end has a point too.

RizzRustbolt ,

Was the former python team working on the surface of Io?

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Then once all the problems are fixed, make it private again.

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Someone has never had a Chris Cakes party at work, and it shows.

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Actually, they're speedrunning the Boeing approach.

"Announce new technological marvels while simultaneously slashing their workforce" is just two steps before "product falls apart during usage".

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Curse you, you treacherous bastard, Starscream!

RizzRustbolt ,

First update it sent back:

it has no eyes : itcanstillseeme
it has no eyes : itcanstillseeme
it has no eyes : itcanstillseeme
it has no eyes : itcanstillseeme

RizzRustbolt ,

Well now I'm wondering if they designed Xena's outfit based on this illustration...

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What can I say? Screamin Sicilian Strombolis are good!

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By "found" they mean, "accidentally sold to".

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The dracula one is real. He stole it from his Dr. McNinja comic.

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The best thing to season a cast iron pan with is blood.

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Soaking coal in diesel and burning it to capture the hydrogen.

RizzRustbolt ,

Egyptian god of darkness. Destined to swallow the sun.

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