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ThatWeirdGuy1001

@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world

Autistic, ADHD, and fuckin tired 😮‍💨

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Nah it's because there are people who actually believe that shit so it's hard to gauge sarcasm.

It's a lot like how people make jokes about landlords. A lot of the people are being sarcastic but there's enough of them that are serious that you can't really tell the difference.

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I only lie to three people. Cops, judges, and my parents.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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Sea otters will also rape baby seals to death and keep the corpse for a few weeks to keep fucking until it's too nasty for the otters taste. ☺️

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"I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways.

By force!"

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Considering the snake oil days of the American west it's not surprising everyone was drugged up and addicted to something.

"Slight cough? Here's some heroin mixed with morphine! Because you can't cough if you're unconscious!"

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*these

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , (edited )
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Y'know when you're right you're right. The lyrics do indeed say "this"

However I'm going to lump it in with Blinded by the Light because it's definitely sang "these" just like Manfred sang "douche" instead of deuce.

Edit: After relistening to the song she actually does say "this" she simply expresses the /ee/ version of the i in "this" so it sounds like "theeeeis"

To most people not paying attention it would sound like "these" but upon closer inspection she is actually saying "this"

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I'm the former. I've never really been big on rap outside of a few artists as 99% of it I can't relate to at all.

The few songs I can relate to and enjoy listening to I get made fun of for listening to by "og" rap lovers.

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All I'm gonna say is I've been using my banned account and I can still browse any sub.

I literally can't interact in any way but can still see every post.

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I'm almost positive the use of the word to call someone a coward has nothing to do with a vagina.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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To be fair the type of person that would use the word retard as a slur is the same type of person that would call Timmy a retard.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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They'd get immediate sales from me I can tell you that much. And I personally know several people who would buy the games if they had difficulty settings.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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This is how I feel when people bring up the beautiful sounds of nature.

Like boy you're just hearing every living thing screaming out for sex.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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This just sounds like a dnd campaign

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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So I for the first time let Googles password manager create an auto generated password for an account with my payroll company.

I tried signing into my account WITH THE AUTO GENERATED PASSWORD AND THE SITE SAID IT WAS THE WRONG PASSWORD.

Reset password. NEW PASSWORD CANNOT BE THE SAME AS OLD PASSWORD.

I'll literally never try a password manager again.

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Vehicle regulations are typically only for emission standards or exhaust loudness. For the most part as long as the vehicle can do the speed limit there's very little regulation on the matter.

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That's never happened to me in my life. The only time the state ever "inspects" my vehicle is if I've already been pulled over for something like my exhaust

ThatWeirdGuy1001 , (edited )
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I mean conceptually that sounds fine like our vehicles should be inspected to ensure proper maintenance. The only problem I can see with that is poor people like myself.

I've gotten ticketed for having a loud exhaust because I was a pizza delivery driver and our cities roads are so bad doing the speed limit will total your car. I didn't have the money to fix my exhaust which is what I told the officer who basically said "Now you'll have even less money" before handing me the $150 ticket.

I need a car for work (I don't work pizza anymore but still have a 30 minute drive) just because one aspect of my car isn't up to code doesn't mean I don't still need my car to get to work.

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I started yelling at my cats randomly when they're sleeping just for a little payback.

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It's even worse on the NSFW instances.

It'll be 20+ posts in a row by the same person.

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They also seem to occasionally pass out if you move to fast around them.

Do you...not know what possums are famous for?

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Yet saying they have small dicks is perfectly fine

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Yeah people keep posting imgur links and almost every single one I click on is broken.

Makes me wonder wtf systems people are using to access this seemingly forbidden network

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Wasn't there another character that had something similar happen?

They were lured into an environment where their powers would be useless and they're just like "pfft bitch thought" and started ripping shit straight outta the ground.

I wanna say magneto but I honestly can't remember

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That sounds accurate.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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I take it you're part of the "if he likes it shaved he's a pedophile" crowd huh?

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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Sorry the current trend is clean shaved/trimmed

No one's telling you to shave your puss. If that's not your thing, no one cares but you.

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One of my most upvoted comments on here is saying I should be legally allowed to smash those screens if they play ads.

I don't need advertisements shoved in my face every second of every day.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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Tell that to my mask and hammer

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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I'll take my lamborfeeties

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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Reminds me of what my dad would always say

"I wouldn't shit you you're my favorite turd"

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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BLOODY PEASANT!

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It's the same way with sexism. It's not always blatant "wOmAn bAd"

I'd go to a mechanic with my ex to get her car worked on and everyone only wants to talk to me. I've worked food service where our cashier was a woman and people would deliberately only talk to me. I had a pipe burst at my roommates house but because I'm the man the water service guy only wanted to talk to me.

That last one fucked with me the most cause I'm like "dude, this isn't my house"

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I find most of the seven sins redundant.

Lust and gluttony and envy fall under greed. You could also argue sloth for greed of sleep. Wrath and pride are the only two that don't fall under the greed category.

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Sleeping in your car is actually illegal in a lot of places.

In Ohio I'd have to wake up every couple of hours to switch parking lots to avoid cops/loitering charges

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In my eyes that's just being a hypocrite.

You're either following the rules completely or you're cherry picking and a hypocrite.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
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That and I'm pretty sure no one died at the canal the ship just got wedged.

The Baltimore bridge was a public road with people on it when it collapsed. People died there.

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I say we compromise and carve "LOSER" on every single monument. You still get your statues but everyone knows you're a fuckin loser.

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