Testicular torsion this mend buttcrack that I CAST EIGHT FUCKING BEARS

Nicoleism101 , 16 days ago

I love this kind of humour, where can I get more??

And the bizarre bible quote, oh my fucking god

RIPandTERROR , 16 days ago

Still better than the guy

Leate_Wonceslace , 16 days ago

Why does it only cost 2 mana.

frezik , 16 days ago

Fine, we'll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.

nifty , 16 days ago

As a Druid, I can’t even complain

JoYo , 17 days ago

i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀

moshtradamus666 , 16 days ago

This movie has some good moments

Dudewitbow , 16 days ago

was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf

Socsa , 17 days ago

And 7 bears fucking

Swedneck , 16 days ago

two trucks

djsoren19 , 17 days ago

The flavor text teally sells this meme.

MacedWindow , 17 days ago

Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.

v4ld1z , 17 days ago

Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro

Kanda , 16 days ago

Don't make this another Tarmogoyf thread

Lon3star , 17 days ago

Should be a 16/16

Leate_Wonceslace , 16 days ago

No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.

asphalt , 17 days ago

Another nice card for my collection

Zehzin , 17 days ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a110fa3f-aa74-4106-86cb-45e0d61dbf97.jpeg

LinkOpensChest_wav , 17 days ago

2 Kings 2:23-25

Origin of malding

spizzat2 , 17 days ago

Elisha casts Bears. It's super effective!

Arigion , 17 days ago

Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.

BlemboTheThird , 17 days ago

depends on who theyre fucking

NakariLexfortaine , 17 days ago

"Inside you are eight bears."

Voroxpete , 17 days ago

They're all fucking.

Klear , 16 days ago

Probably some random women lost in the woods.

v4ld1z , 17 days ago

holY shit