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Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

Wrong. Always getting more false positive than false negatives

ReveredOxygen ,
@ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wasn't it 0.5s?

petersr ,

And would you call SSH a library?

sarchar ,

It's a component of a larger system.

Juice88 ,
@Juice88@lemmy.world avatar

My wife gets so mad at me when I don’t know why she walks up and takes my arm when a lady’s talking to me 😆

DickFiasco ,

Get a load of this guy - he's got ladies just coming up and talking to him.

Juice88 ,
@Juice88@lemmy.world avatar

On occasion… I don’t leave the house enough for it to be common lol

MonkderDritte ,

One is measurable, the other is guesswork.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Apparently, it's "obvious to everyone, except you [me]"... or at least that's what my wife tells me.

DavidGarcia ,

what is a "girl"?

dopeshark ,
@dopeshark@lemmy.world avatar

A library, perhaps...?

zaphod ,

Can't find libgirl.so

Humorless4483 ,

It’s normal that you can’t find the library, you have to compile it from source.

SteveTech ,

They probably mean gir1.2

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

A guy with cat ears.

ManniSturgis ,
@ManniSturgis@lemmy.zip avatar

Sounds good. Where can I get one?

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

Where can I get one?

Here you go: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B091285NB4

backhdlp ,
@backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

they used to be quite common, but nowadays you need to compile them yourself with the "replace-testosterone" patch. It's also recommended to use the "cat-ears" patch, and, if you can, also the "cat-tail" patch, but that isn't necesarily required to get it working.

Flamangoman ,

This meme format is fantastic

phoneymouse ,

A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.

where_am_i ,

And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.

And yet you'll still be single.

RamblingPanda ,

Do you really think such mastery would be possible with the influence of a woman? Those heroes chose solitude for the rest of us. Praised be our virgins!

Minotaur ,

This post makes a sweeping assumption Linux users would have women flirt with them.

DogWater ,

Sweeping with a HUGE broom

Prunebutt ,

Of course they have! Other linux users after transition, namely!

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Most probably Arch users.

YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU ,

How are we supposed to kiss when I don't even know what Linux distro you run

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Be careful with girls who try to go all the way to kissing in the first few months.

einlander ,

Or even holding hands.

Sabata11792 ,

Such lewd language.

eager_eagle ,
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agreed, the distro choice is a key factor for the KISS principle

Hiro8811 ,
@Hiro8811@lemmy.world avatar

distro choice is THE key factor

onlinepersona ,

Even worse, she might be using a mac 😱

Anti Commercial AI thingy
Humorless4483 ,

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    Windows and macos distros

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