Untitled Goose Game

bquintb , 2 months ago

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Hate those damn things

SoleInvictus , 2 months ago

Have you ever eaten one, though? They're delicious and are colloquially known as the roast beef of the sky. I think they're so tender and delicious because they don't hold anything back, immediately letting all anger and negativity out as it arises.

DudeImMacGyver , 2 months ago

HJØNK!

Etterra , 2 months ago

Those ambulatory kickballs are a damned nuisance. Pro tip: never stop your car when they're crossing the street unless they have young with them. Just slow down to idle speed and creep forward. They're stupid, but not suicidal, and we'll get out of the fucking way.

LodeMike , 2 months ago

and we’ll get out of the fucking way.

This guy is a goose confirmed.

toastal , 2 months ago

What is their mission?

Coldgoron , 2 months ago

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NigelFrobisher , 2 months ago

Canada geese are satans.

(Is that the roof of the Spine by any chance?)

NotAViciousCyborg , 2 months ago

You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that marinate

Mossheart , 2 months ago

We actually refer to them by their proper name here, the Canadian cobra-chicken.

w2tpmf , 2 months ago

Cobra Chickens

JizzmasterD , 2 months ago

No more than a quack…

assassinatedbyCIA , 2 months ago

There’s an unhinged psychosis in those eyes.

lapislazuli , 2 months ago

Meh, live and let live.

Batman , 2 months ago

You leave window loose, you get the goose!

Slovene , 2 months ago

And then it bites you in the caboose.

Rozauhtuno , 2 months ago

Honk!

elvith , 2 months ago

Peace was never an option