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NigelFrobisher

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NigelFrobisher ,

Terrerrerria 4 life

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All baby animals are absolutely adorable, and human babies look like Winston Churchill having a sulk.

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Threw. Few.

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As a straight man I finally feel seen.

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My still good at it.

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I agree that the copyright, source code and associated trademarks of this software product will transfer ownership to the undersigned (the user) in perpetuity.

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Didn’t know Marks & Spencer’s even made pumps.

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I’m going to use that next time I need to get out of a heated exchange without losing face.

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She could have just written down where she hid her cash savings.

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fr is “fight racism”

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While I can see the value in speech that doesn’t exist at the whim of our corporate overlords, these are people who’d get beaten up if they tried to speak the way they do online in front of real people.

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Management: we need to find ways to automate work using AI

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You’d like to think that, but the last several years have proven that they’re much more concerned that we’re sitting at our desks during set hours than any actual outcomes.

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If we could just round up the political people and get rid of them the world would be a much cleaner place.

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Where is the power-bottom secret kept?

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Whenever you don’t understand why something has ever been fixed, look for the gravy train.

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    NigelFrobisher ,

    People thinking they saw the guy get run over is another stupid “Mandela Effect” thing.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    It’s actually pronounced more like “murn doo”.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    “Must be experienced at balancing multiple competing priorities”.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    They’re turning the frogs gay!

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Smarter than the average bear.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    The irony is they already replaced her local bank with a trendy wine bar.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Make thyself scarce, cur, less ye see the back of my hand.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    All my exes are bash commands.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    I often wonder if anyone who says this even seen The Hidden Fortress.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    C3PO is referenced in Heretics Of Dune.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    The trick is to have some cleaning products or something in your Tesco Metro bag, though probably really the staff don’t give a shit if you have a pack of M&Ms in your bag. You pretend to be discreet and they pretend to not notice.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    We’ve got to move these microwave ovens. We’ve got to move these colour TVs.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Nope nope nope

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Yep, bloke’s not even vaguely straining to hang off anything.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    God, it’s difficult enough having to talk to emotional people, and now this…

    NigelFrobisher ,

    I think the last time I cashed a cheque my elderly mum wrote it. Had no idea before that people even still had cheque books after 2002 or something, but fortunately I didn’t have to find if there was a branch of my bank left within fifty miles because you can scan them in the app and pretend the other person sent you money in a normal way.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    The bad news is that he is now indentured to the necromancer’s spell.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Wait, so he’s banging the bear?

    NigelFrobisher ,

    And the Scots, who confusingly lived in Ireland.

    ajsadauskas , to Fuck Cars
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    So despite climate change, Australia's federal government has just committed an extra $3.25 billion into building a toll road and a 20-lane freeway widening.

    For those who wonder why Aussies think toll roads are a scam (https://aus.social/@LesserAbe@lemmy.world/112405373613706682), here's a great example of why.

    "Pouring an extra $3.25 billion worth of federal funds into Melbourne’s North East Link is a good use of taxpayer money, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has insisted, despite the project’s cost doubling just a few months ago.

    ...

    "The North East Link – which includes 6½ kilometres of tunnels – will stretch from Bulleen to Greensborough. It will widen the Eastern Freeway by up to 20 lanes.

    "Allan revealed in December that the 10-kilometre toll road had more than doubled in cost since it was first announced.

    "The toll road was initially budgeted at $10 billion and reassessed in 2019 at $15 billion. But the government revealed last year that the updated cost estimate was $26 billion."

    https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/federal-funding-to-boost-victorian-road-link-by-3-25-billion-20240509-p5ii7b.html

    @fuck_cars

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Cool, can we have a train line to the airport instead though?

    NigelFrobisher ,

    This is why I drink tea instead.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Normal conversation between two humans holding a small black rectangle in front of their faces.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Men seriously feeling the need to convince the world that they are not as dangerous as a wild bear.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Arm teachers with RPGs.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Real reason is you get a tax break on expenses on construction projects, so if you never finish your house your can claim back sales tax on groceries and utilities.

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    Only so it could destroy all your critical infrastructure and then charge you to rebuild it all using US contractors.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    It’s also ANZAC day, so it’s a public holiday.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Canada geese are satans.

    (Is that the roof of the Spine by any chance?)

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Spoilers - he didn’t want anyone to change his mind.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    Thoughts and prayers.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    I’ll probably bin it. Every playlist goes into the same few songs recently.

    NigelFrobisher ,

    He should have it nearly built by now then.

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