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JoeTheSane ,

Pansexuals, represent!

hswolf ,
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This joke is awesome in Portuguese.

Adan and Eve translates to Adão e Eva

Adão e Eva, doesnt sound like anything, but

Eva e Adão, spoken all together sounds like "It's a big fag"

And I find that marvelous.

God did Adan and Eve, not Eve and Adan.

AdNecrias ,

I was confused for a bit but then I remembered the bigger Portuguese.

In mine it'd sound more like Eh, booed. And it's an uncommon word.

xilona , (edited )

What a shitpost!
Fuck whomever you want!
Nobody gives a damn fuck...

Let the downvotes begin!

wonderfulvoltaire ,
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Based

areyouevenreal ,

This sounds kinda rapey

anachronist ,

Ok but why a raccoon?

gex ,

The same argument applies for polyamory

It's Adam AND Eve

not Adam XOR Eve

Klear ,

Adam and/or Eve

xavier666 ,
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Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

recklessengagement ,

Oh yeah, I'm definetly bi... Bi myself

👉😎👉

BluJay320 ,
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Being gay or queer is a SIN and an AFFRONT TO GOD

Which is why I’m proud to be both 💜

return2ozma OP ,
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salvaria ,

PLEASE post this to !shirtsthatgohard

return2ozma OP ,
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BluJay320 ,
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I need it

xavier666 ,
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Not sure if pro or anti-LGBTQ

terminally_offline ,

SJW spotted. Getting offended from a pro-lgbt shirt checked off the bingo card.

xavier666 ,
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Wrong!

xilona ,

Best place to vomit!

Snowclone ,

If he has an eternal suffering pit, is he really any good? We'd put people in jail for shit like that.

Sixth0795 ,

Straight but found it funny

Happy prise month hommies

KazuchijouNo ,

The Bi-ble

rockerface ,
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That's how you know the word is derived from Greek

lugal ,

I'm not sure if this is a joke but bible is from the Greek word for books. So yes, it comes from Greek but has nothing to do with the prefix bi-

jimmux ,

Yes but the word for books comes from bisexuality, because reading is gay.

friek ,

I don't know why this made me laugh so much. Thank you.

Frog ,

Bible is short for Bi Able.

rockerface ,
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Happy Pride, fellow bi!

return2ozma OP ,
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I'm gay but still thought the meme was funny. Happy Pride!

rockerface ,
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That's okay, you're already halfway there!

odium ,

Most ppl are halfway there.

rockerface ,
@rockerface@lemm.ee avatar

That's why I'm always optimistic!

Frog ,

If Eve came from Adam's rib, then she should've been male too since Adam reproduced asexually.

But due to a mutation, Eve received a genetic trait called the X-gene.

This is why all women are X-men.

Zehzin ,
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God took two ribs, one replicated the X chromossome, the other the Y.

There is an extremely manly son of Adam somewhere, and they're afraid to let everyone know

chooglers ,

they say his name is Chad

Zehzin ,
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It's Steve

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