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weew ,

Is this like a competition? Is it an invitation to dox spez? We know your dark secrets too, buddy.

inclementimmigrant ,

Yes they know the deep dark secret that I absolutely cannot stand conservative values and microtransactions. So many deep dark secrets that I expressed on Reddit.

z00s ,

When people tell you who they are, believe them.

Jiggle_Physics ,

Anything I have done, that hasn't run out its statute of limitations, I never post online. So I am good. Not that they could have pinned anything i put on reddit to a specific person with any certainty anyways.

natarey ,

Do these people proclaiming Reddit's data as a "treasure trove of human-generated information", or Spez claiming "We know your dark secrets" not realize that most of what people say online is at least partially a lie? Most Reddit comments were either low-effort echolalia parroting old memes or outright bullshit of the, "Yeah, that happened eyeroll" variety.

jonwyattphillips ,

They also have people's private messages, chats, and mod mail.

natarey ,

That's fair -- those aren't things I ever used.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Bitch please. If they were so dark that you could blackmail me with them, they wouldn't have been posts on fuckin' Reddit to begin with.

voluble ,

Think it's more of an allusion to lurking habits, active times, metadata, stuff not related to public posts. I'd imagine the average user has plenty of stuff they've browsed through that they wouldn't want their family / co-workers, etc. to know.

Gakomi ,

My answer to this is so fucking what ? Boo hoo your gonna cancel me fuck you and your platform!

Conyak ,

My wife already knows what my sex kinks are. I’m good.

ItsAFake ,
@ItsAFake@lemmus.org avatar

Jokes on you spez I get off on that shit.

madcaesar ,

This is a serious threat. I'm afraid he'll release my secret.... People might learn that I dabble... In... Linux....!

SendMePhotos ,

oh my GOD!

kawa ,
@kawa@reddeet.com avatar

So it's you ! The hacker known as "4chan"

linearchaos ,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Quick everybody stand back! They're MAD!

SharkAttak ,
@SharkAttak@kbin.social avatar

Not a smart move, right before the IPO. And what was this 'warning' about?

melooone ,

Maybe he wants Investors to think that his site will be really good for targeted ads.

InvaderDJ ,

Not a smart move, right before the IPO.

Really? I think the opposite. He said this in a profoundly stupid way, but what he is saying is that reddit is still the largest collection of human generated content. And not just the sanitized stuff you post on Facebook or LinkedIn, but your actual political opinions, your fears, your hobbies, the totally real secrets you posted to the weekly "What is your darkest secret" AskReddit post, your porn preferences, etc. And that is likely very valuable.

go_go_gadget ,

He'd have a very difficult time proving any of it is authentic.

InvaderDJ ,

Proving all of it is authentic would be difficult, but I don't think that is necessary. It isn't really disputed that reddit is the largest repository of human generated content currently. It was one of the reasons the whole reddit protest thing was even as big as it was, because when the reddit results left Google, searching for real information from people became a lot harder

linearchaos ,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Which is kind of surprising after his incredible string of extremely smart moves over the past several years... /s

captainlezbian ,

Oh no, go tell my wife I’m sleeping around on her. Go tell my friends I’m into bdsm. I don’t have dark secrets, I have aspects of my life that I display discretion in announcing. Dark secrets sound fucking exhausting.

Sweetpeaches69 ,

🤨📸

captainlezbian ,

I don’t want to be spied on not because I have something to hide but because I don’t want anyone looking. In the same way I’m not hiding what’s under my clothes, but you still can’t look.

bruhbeans ,

Sure, spez, tell them all about how dark and dirty my account, "pegmewithpigintestines", can be. We'll all be shocked.

Droechai ,

Are the intestines the straps? If the intestines are the"rod" wouldn't that make them sausages rather than just intestines since they are filled with something?

kawa ,
@kawa@reddeet.com avatar

The real question

spongeborgcubepants ,

Well, say my name

Red_October ,

Big talk from a small man. The internet hasn't forgotten the buried sub you were moderator of, Spez.

Asafum ,

We couldn't possibly be talking about jail but I'll take the bait.

But yeah spez tell us again about the dark secrets lol

taanegl ,

Yeah, show us them dark secrets. He probably keeps them in PDF files.

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