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Sam_Bass ,

Id be tickled to have odd answers by mr. yankovic mself

Lost_My_Mind ,

Would you be tickled if Mr Yankovic strapped you down to some medical restraining table and then.............tickled your feet with a feather???

Seems like something he'd do.

Sam_Bass ,

High chance of success

Manalith ,

I think the feather was Yankee Doodle not Yankovic

Buddahriffic ,

Pretty sure that was macaroni.

cmeu ,

Just let an algorithm decide. What could go wrong?

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Don't worry the algorithm has been designed to DO THE RIGHT THING

spoiler

... for the shareholders

JdW ,
@JdW@lemmy.world avatar

If only there was a way to show the whole world in one simple example how Enshitification works.

Google execs: Hold my beer!

Aceticon ,

Probably one of the shitstains in Google's C-suite after having signed a "wonderful" contract to get access to "all that great data from Reddit" forced the Techies to use it against their better judgement and advice.

It would certainly match the kind of thing I've seen more than once were some MBA makes a costly decision with technical implications without consulting the actual techies first, then the thing turns out to be a massive mistake and to save themselves they just double up and force the techies to use it anyway.

That said, that's normally about some kind of tooling or framework from a 3rd party supplier that just makes life miserable for those forced to use it or simply doesn't solve the problem and techies have to quietly use what they wanted to use all along and then make believe they're using the useless "sollution" that cost lots of $$$ in yearly licensing fees, and stuff like this that ends up directly and painfully torpedoing at the customer-facing end the strategical direction the company is betting on for the next decade, is pretty unusual.

Amanduh ,

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rickyrigatoni ,
@rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee avatar

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Amanduh ,

Can you tell me what the previous poster thinks is "pretty unusual"? I can't understand the giant run on sentence

rickyrigatoni ,
@rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee avatar

I didn't even read most of his comment tbh

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yoink

rickyrigatoni ,
@rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee avatar

One bad gloop and she do what i yoinky

Amanduh ,

Do you understand what that guy was trying to say?

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

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btaf45 ,

Probably one of the shitstains in Google’s C-suite after having signed a “wonderful” contract to get access to “all that great data from Reddit”

If they hadn't bought and then shutdown what became google groups to sabotage Usenet they could have gotten access to just as good of a data set for free.

Andromxda ,
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Fijxu ,

"Studies indicate"
What?

Hobbes_Dent ,

One dentist stands alone.

nifty ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Can that YouTuber sue them for defamation (oh my god that would be amazing). They should consult a lawyer

uebquauntbez ,

No matter what I ask Google search, the answer is always 42. Anyone?

cordlesslamp ,

It's evolving, just backwards.

SirEDCaLot ,

This thing is way too half baked to be in production.
A day or two ago somebody asked Google how to deal with depression and the stupid AI recommended they jump off the Golden Gate Bridge because apparently some redditor had said that at some point.
The answers are so hilariously wrong as to go beyond funny and into dangerous.

kamen ,

Hopefully this pushes people into critical thinking, although I agree that being suicidal and getting such a suggestion is not the right time for that.

"Yay! 1st of April has passed, now everything on the Internet is right again!"

debil ,

I think this is the eternal 1st of April.

SirEDCaLot ,

One could hope but I don't think it's likely.

frostmore ,

allowing reddit to train Google's AI was a mistake to begin with. i mean just look at reddit and the shitlord that is spez.

there are better sources and reddit is not one of them.

Jakesvito ,

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barsquid ,

Really admiring the hero graphic on this one. That is a home run hit.

TheReturnOfPEB ,

I was at first wondering what google had done to piss off Weird Al. He seems so chill.

gregorum ,
@gregorum@lemm.ee avatar

either this joke has about 2 days of life left in it, or it'll go "too many chefs" and endure for years

TachyonTele ,

I vote for as many chefs as possible

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

It takes a lot to make a stew.

JasonDJ ,

They made him a moderator of alt.total.loser.

Jakesvito ,

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TachyonTele ,

First Madonna kills Weird Al, and now Google.
WILL THE NIGHTMARE EVER END

jeremyparker ,

Hi everyone, JP here. This person is making a reference to the Weird Al biopic, and if you haven't seen it, you should.

Weird Al is an incredible person and has been through so much. I had no idea what a roller coaster his life has been! I always knew he was talented but i definitely didn't know how strong he is.

His autobiography will go down in history as one of the most powerful and compelling and honest stories ever told. If you haven't seen it, you really, really should.

ITT NO SPOILERS PLS

TachyonTele ,

You can't spoiler historical fact, man. It's history!

Pretzilla ,

Not a spoiler but FYI, that biopic was 100% Al generated

jas0n ,

Countdown until Google shittymorphs me looking for cooking recipes.

Bobmighty ,

I once had a Christmas day post blow up and become top of the day from a stupid pic I uploaded. I wonder if some of those comments or a weird version of that pic will pop up. Anyone that had similar things happen should keep their eye out. Anything that blew up probably gets a bit more weight.

Oh God, cumbox! All of cumbox is in there. I wonder what kind of unrelated search could summon up that bit of fuzzy fun?

PenisWenisGenius ,

I did nothing but shitpost for the last 4 or so years of my time using reddit. I posted shit just as dumb as putting glue on pizza. I was such a prolific troll that I'm expecting to see something I wrote show up on Google ai some day.

natedogg ,

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