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n3m37h ,

Elon, yangot a 50 bil payout, just finance your dogshit website.

Voroxpete ,

The problem is that his payout, like the rest of his fortune, is in exceedingly overvalued Tesla stock. So using that to finance Twitter means selling, and every time he sells the price takes a hard dip because Tesla investors know they're standing on a soap bubble and they are extremely nervous about it bursting. Any sudden uptick in sales pressure is liable to cause a small avalanche of investors abandoning ship.

The process of buying Twitter alone cut his net worth by half because of how much it cratered the Tesla stock price.

barsquid ,

Imagine being the wealthiest person on the planet and deciding to burn half of it to ensure that Nazis have an audience for their hot takes. Elon could have bought entire parks of grass to touch instead.

deeves ,

Hahah, so him personally bailing out Twitter with a cash infusion would kill Tesla in the process?

What a world.

Voroxpete ,

It wouldn't kill Tesla, per se. A company's stock price only really matters insofar as it helps them to carry debt. The company doesn't actually directly gain or lose money based on the stock price. What it affects, primarily, is the shareholders of the company.

downpunxx ,
@downpunxx@fedia.io avatar

all a show, elon bought twitter at the behest and with the investment of the saudis to kill it because they were getting too much heat for kashoggi. the fascist virtue signaling is all just a bonus for him, because he's a racist child.

AmbiguousProps ,

Eh, I think that might be too smart for Musk. I don't doubt the Saudi's investment but that investment only came after the SEC forced him to take the "deal" (since he couldn't keep his mouth shut even when around SEC officials). In other words, I think the Saudi's saw their chance and took it.

UltraGiGaGigantic ,

Anyone could be a CEO if this douche nozzle can. And for like 6-7 different corporations to by the way.

What do you say you do here elon?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Disagree. You have to be completely devoid of morals and ethics to be a CEO. Empathy too. Most of us have those things on at least some level.

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Only to be CEO of a massive capitalist company.

I've heard a few tales of some CEO's (of very small companies) here in the Nordics actually being generous to their employees. Like it's most definitely a rarity, but I believe it is possible.

Like a CEO who values profits but values employees and paying their fair share more and isn't blinded by greed and addicted to money. A socialist, literally. A market socialist, but a socialist nonetheless.

Everyone could have their basic needs met, and we could still have rich people. Just not filthy rich, not "rich-to-the-point-no-one-else-has-anything" rich.

art ,
@art@lemmy.world avatar

Masterful gambit, Sir.

PsyDoctah9Jah ,
@PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world avatar

Well changing the name to "X" didn't do him any favors

madcaesar ,

Twitter is a cute name. X just sounds like some perverted shit. Elon is a moron.

vaultdweller013 ,
@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or an asshole, Being X from Saga of Tanya the Evil Comes to mind. Hell both Being X and Musk are petulant children who damand praise, I fucking hate it.

linearchaos ,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

Threw away the branding, threw away the user base, threw away the advertisers, throw away the staff.

What exactly does he have left?

PsyDoctah9Jah ,
@PsyDoctah9Jah@lemmy.world avatar

His ego🤣🤣😂😂😂

Beaver ,
@Beaver@lemmy.ca avatar

He brought it all upon himself

afox ,
mohammed_alibi ,
fluxion ,

"Go fuck yourself."

impure9435 ,

Go eat a dick Elon

palordrolap ,

Asking him to auto-cannibalise? I like it.

Veneroso ,

The Saudi Sovereign Wealth Fund expects returns.

Mr. Bonesaw waits......

Censored ,

Haha that would be a fitting end for Elon.

Allonzee ,

I, for one, would like to hear Elon beg.

finley ,

I was gonna say: I’d pay just to see that!

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

"I do shoot myself in the foot from time to time, but at least you know it is genuine, not from the PR department," he admitted.

A basic statement of human fallibility is an absolute revelation to this guy. I can’t WAIT for him to just shut up and go away.

downpunxx ,
@downpunxx@fedia.io avatar

bad news, the 45 billion Tesla investors just voted to give him, says that's never ever never going to happen ever

magnetosphere ,
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

Yeah, I know, but a man can dream.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

We can hope that the missing 45B will be critical for tesla to keep its market share, and then we end up getting good EV's

sp3tr4l ,

I so very hope this idiot asshole winds up either jailed and/or has his wealth severely diminished and most of his businesses fail from being unable to repay loans / convicted of fraud.

He's the closest person on earth to becoming Horatio from the Endless series, yet he's also basically a badly written Bond villain.

What a pos.

nyan ,

I so very hope this idiot asshole winds up either jailed and/or has his wealth severely diminished and most of his businesses fail from being unable to repay loans / convicted of fraud.

Jail would be too easy for him. I want him to be on "Would you like fries with that?" for a living. Forced to pander to the people he looked down on in order to put food on the table. Bonus if he also has to work three minimum-wage jobs he hates for a total of sixty hours or more a week.

sp3tr4l , (edited )

This would happen in a just world.

It won't though.

Reminds me of the recent millionaire guy who got lambasted on YT (i think his actual posts were on TikTok?).

Guys, I am going to lock up my money, my phone have no contacts and go to a new city and start from nothing and earn a million dollars in 30 or 90 days or something.

Whoah big surprise, a few weeks in he has to call the whole thing off for health reasons.

OMG he got robbed? Lost his paper work and thus couldn't get the right aid? The shelters are full? Sleeping outside in a city is extremely dangerous and unhealthy? Your hygiene suffers? No one talks to you or treats you like a human being?

In a just world we'd put the income tax levels back to around FDR levels and thus be able to actually fund social programs and eliminate a great deal of the wealthy's massive over representation in politics.

Instead it looks like we will be making a b-line toward theocratic corporatocracy.

Blargh.

Edit: Income and Corporate tax levels.

mynamesnotrick ,
@mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip avatar

Dude must be in the largest bubble of yes people ever.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Got to be hard to even walk around when there is constantly a mouth stuck on your dick

Censored ,

Womp womp.

Eggyhead ,

In b4 Elon decides he can do advertising better, too.

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