BaronVonBort

BaronVonBort , 2 months ago to Memes in NOT EVEN MORTAL, MACHINE! A MERE OBJECT!

I think we can focus on the middle ground of 343 Guilty Spark.

BaronVonBort , 2 months ago to Technology in Riley Testut launches Delta emulator on US App Store (free) - shows middle finger to Europe (payment required)

It’s the opposite of giving the EU the middle finger, it’s taking advantage of them opening the system. Just because Apple lists it doesn’t prevent them from taking it down off the App Store; having it loaded from his own does.

BaronVonBort , 2 months ago to 196 in I'm fucking tiruled

You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it, you’re never gonna make it.

BaronVonBort , 3 months ago to 196 in Lobster(ule)

I wish Pinchy was here to enjoy this!

BaronVonBort , 3 months ago to 196 in rule?

According to a top-loud and repeating PSA in a doctors office I was stuck in for too long, the toast thing is a myth.

BaronVonBort , 4 months ago to Technology in Reddit admits more moderator protests could hurt its business | Losing third-party tools "could harm our moderators’ ability to review content..."

They really want to fuck with it? Wait for IPO day and THEN stage a mass protest. That, I would love to see.

BaronVonBort , 4 months ago to Memes in There's way more than these two

Avasarala and (TV) Drummer were absolute badasses.

“Let’s go hydrate… with some beers” is said too much in my household.

BaronVonBort , 4 months ago to Technology in Frozen embryos are “children,” according to Alabama’s Supreme Court

My wife and I had our son via IVF. We wanted every single one of our fertilized eggs to work, but they didn’t. We had one that did and we suffered every time one didn’t.

Fuck Alabama for adding on to the torment and emotional suffering families going through IVF and any kind of infertility suffer already. It’s just adding unspeakable cruelty again.

BaronVonBort , 5 months ago to 196 in Coffee rule

Obligatory “if you’ve never seen the Defunctland series about Jim Henson you should because it is great” post.

BaronVonBort , 5 months ago to 196 in Pictionary Rule

You want me to show it to the cat? Cause the cat’s gonna get it!

BaronVonBort , 5 months ago to 196 in rule

When he starts telling you to kill brunettes, you may want to let someone know. Son of Ralph just doesn’t have the same flair.

BaronVonBort , 5 months ago to Memes in Explain how!

Nope, that’s just how bad at marketing union busters are. Guess that’s what happens when you are selling a shit idea.

BaronVonBort , 5 months ago to Antiwork in Gaslight me harder, please.

I have a job where it takes up about 25% of my day to accomplish my work, and the other 75% of the time is spent doing whatever I like and watching my son.

It’s pretty goddamn fulfilling.

BaronVonBort , 5 months ago to Technology in Elon Musk warns Tesla workers they'll be sleeping on the production line to build its new mass-market EV

Oh yeah, the apartheid emerald mining is never out of my mind when I think of this asshat.

BaronVonBort , 5 months ago to Technology in Elon Musk warns Tesla workers they'll be sleeping on the production line to build its new mass-market EV

“No, of course it’s a joke about them sleeping on the floor. We will provide Tesla-branded housing onsite, and with the added convenience of the Tesla store and the workers being paid in Teslabux to pay me back for the room and board, they’ll always be ready to do my bidding.”