M137

M137 , 1 month ago

Bum
Cryptosporidium
Cum
Opium
Possum
Scrotum
Scum

All very Yum for the Tum!

M137 , 1 month ago

Do you not know you can zoom...? It's easily readable.

M137 , 2 months ago

Do not the bush

M137 , 2 months ago

MINE-agement

M137 , 2 months ago

I don't need it to be night to realise that. I have -13 on both eyes, near-sightedness (not sure about the correct terminology in English). I see clearly for about one centimetre right by the tip of my nose, everything closer or further than that is a blurry and fuzzy mess. To use my phone without glasses I have to press it against my nose and can only see about half of the screen width clearly.

M137 , 2 months ago

You're unable to think of a reason other than for our own gluttony...? It would be super fucked up to bring them back just for the reason to eat them. Seriously, that's some deeply disturbing horror shit. And somehow that's the only thing you can imagine?

M137 , 3 months ago

Had a friend when I was a kid whose mom was... eccentric. Very hippie old lady who worked as a "tantric sex couples therapist". One time when I slept over I woke up and had to go pee. I bumped into the mom who was walking around the house completely naked and she hugged me and asked if I wanted a cup of tea, I was still half awake and said yes for some reason. When I came back from the toilet she was sitting with a photo album and asked me to sit down next to her so she could show "the birth of her daughter" (my friend). And the photos were incredibly explicit. My reaction was exactly like this comic, really not something a 13-year-old boy like me should see.
I'm lucky it didn't give me some birthing or pregnancy fetish or something, being at a prime age at the time for something like that to develop.

M137 , 3 months ago

Woah, I had forgotten about this comic. And just now learned that it's called "Beetle Bailey" in English and is American. Read it all the time as a kid, just never thought about where it's from.

M137 , 4 months ago

That last sentence is so fucked you should get legal consequences. You couldn't have made it much worse if you consciously tried to fuck up as much as possible. And the whole comment itself is deeply stupid.

M137 , 4 months ago

Read what you write.

M137 , 4 months ago

None if the Martian moons are round.

M137 , 4 months ago

Both Firefox and ad-blockers are on iOS too...

M137 , 4 months ago

Not unnamed anymore, it was Google.

M137 , 4 months ago

Same, it's badly worded. It should be "tool to report broken websites".

M137 , 4 months ago

Nintendo hardware is crap though... the switch feels like a crappy knockoff of something that doesn't exist. And the software itself is crap too, it's only the games that are good.

M137 , 4 months ago

He can see the whole room though. This comic fails completely at what it's trying to say. The fish could think the house has infinite rooms if the room doesn't have any windows. But it probably does so he'd think whatever he sees outside is infinite, and much of that is probably the sky which makes it pretty close to what we humans think.

M137 , 4 months ago

I went and looked for it since I know the AI porn "challenge" posts are on /b/ and the theme/title of the latest one is literally "child pussy edition"...

Even for 4chan that's fucked up. I'm done with the Internet for today, I hope those pedos get shot in the head.

M137 , 4 months ago

You say that like it's true for all search engines. Which isn't the case and is incredibly dumb to think.

M137 , 5 months ago

Because the closest a Linux user could ever come to touching a female or anything feminine is becoming a femboy.

M137 , 5 months ago

I get compliments from random people several times a week, and while it does feel kinda good it also makes me anxious and more aware of how I look. I feel a lot better when I give compliments, I generally don't get the anxiety and feel better about it afterwards.

I'm a dude, FYI.

M137 , 5 months ago

Yes, Counter-Strike is available for MacOS.

M137 , 5 months ago

Or just be a couple? Save yourselves and everyone else in the families the money and mental energy.

M137 , 5 months ago

You could have had the answer yourself in the same time it took you to write that comment by just looking it up.

Just... why? It's like you want to be dumb.

M137 , 5 months ago

Hahaha, that's glorious!

M137 , 5 months ago

Still chromium, no thanks.

M137 , 5 months ago

Nah, they haven't won. All they've done is make people wait till they're cracked, which they will be. Most people aren't going to buy the games just because they're not immediately cracked, they'll just wait.

M137 , 5 months ago

All I have is a 13 year old laptop, and I use it basically all day most days. It's plays music and movies etc with no issues. Cloud pc for gaming, which also works perfectly. It really doesn't like youtube, though, and it sounds like a jet engine every time system and app updates start to download. Can't afford to get anything better anyway. A friend gave it to me after it died on him and he got a new one, wasn't hard to fix. I cried when I got it because it improved my life a lot, just being able to do basic things.

M137 , 5 months ago

I use Shadow, you literally get a high-end PC you stream to any device in real time and can do whatever you want with. Other cloud gaming services only streams the games, so you can't use mods, emulators, etc.
Currently playing Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora on max settings, and it's buttery smooth.
I also use it for anything else that my laptop can't handle like image and video editing, 3d modelling and rendering.

M137 , 5 months ago

Yeah, I try to keep it clean. I'm pretty sure the fan has been warped, so one of the blades drags against the housing a bit, and I don't have the tools to open it up that much to try to fix it. It only happens at high fan speeds, though, and that doesn't happen often enough to be truly annoying.

M137 , 5 months ago

Yeah, I've been meaning to get rid of Windows for a while now. Haven't really used Linux since like 2010, so it feels like a lot to get into. Already saved some websites, articles, and lemmy posts with good info, though.
One reason I haven't done it yet is because I did manage to save up a bit of money (only like $300) after about a decade of never being able to feed myself at the end of each month. The plan was to get a steam deck, something I've deeply wished for ever since I heard about it, and keep the laptop only as a backup. But I got robbed... forgot my card at a grocery store self checkout, and someone took it and somehow managed to use it. Had just gotten money for that month, so no bills had been paid yet. Not only did I lose the saved money, but I had to take out a loan to pay my rent, etc. So any dream of a steam deck or anything else is dead, it will take years to pay off that loan.

M137 , 5 months ago

Thank you, I needed that!

M137 , 5 months ago

You're*

M137 , 5 months ago

Lucky

M137 , 5 months ago

You vastly underestimate the idiocy and childishness of Americans. I've seen people comment things like "use English, this is a US website", "go to another site for your own country if you want to use anything other than English", etc. even though the posts were in communities/subs specific for the language the post was in.
This has always been a thing online.
Many Americans are so dumb they think they are the vast majority on any website, and everything should be via their rules and ways. And there are several other things that seemingly only Americans are dumb enough to do and/or to not understand, things like timezones (even though they have several within their country), that the vast majority of the world uses Metric, that not every country has the same products or services, that their subjective experience of anything is in fact subjective, etc. I could go on for several more paragraphs with things like this.

M137 , 5 months ago

No, the reason is she did it because she read/heard that it would make others take her more seriously. That's not the same as what you said.

M137 , 5 months ago

Android or iOS? There are solutions on both. Adblockers are available and have been for years.

There's nothing stopping you from fixing this other than your own ignorance.

M137 , 6 months ago

And the stuff there is generally good quality, since it has been used and not fallen apart for being cheap shit.

I've exclusively bought clothes, furniture, kitchenware etc. second hand for about 10 years now and everything has been cheaper and so much nicer and better quality than anything I could buy new.

M137 , 6 months ago

Worth every penny IMO, MacOS is super nice and so is the hardware.

(I don't have a mac, wish I did though).

Cue the apple hater replies, this will be fun.