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MajorMajormajormajor

@MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca

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MajorMajormajormajor ,

They have to protect themselves from all the people carrying weapons around them, of course!

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Okay, but what about if women meet a bear in a man suit?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Pressing down on you

MajorMajormajormajor ,

I, for one, welcome our new meme bot overlords.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Is this how pickles are made?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

How do you feel about sand?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/f0f1ddb4-451b-436b-88dd-130ca08a3b43.jpeg

MajorMajormajormajor ,

They would be looking at each other, eye to eye.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Don't give them ideas!

MajorMajormajormajor ,

That's not all we did with the bodies...

MajorMajormajormajor ,

We can't know what reasons they would conceivably have, but based off of our own history we can speculate. We explored new locations for resources, scientific advancements, the sake of exploration, conquest, etc. Is it so hard to imagine they are part of a colony ship and decided to "restart" the ecosystem than deal with hostile lifeforms?

You are likely correct with the last point though. Do you think there is a galactic reality TV show depicting the Earthling shenanigans?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

I did, she doesn't get it either.

On an unrelated note, does anyone know how to unraise the dead?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Maybe it's a PSA to not go on a date with Jeffrey Dahmer?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Blue jays be like:

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/31761ce4-7e39-4d59-bb6f-8bd2ec0b2daf.jpeg

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Yeah, but what are electrolytes?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/7d4c1c2d-ec95-4081-8d41-6e610470758f.jpeg

MajorMajormajormajor ,

"I sure hope someone wants to be the best" - some marketing guy

MajorMajormajormajor ,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/fec7076f-1cc3-4561-82ed-7ee7cfa8f559.png

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Moley moley mole.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

For the visual learners in the room.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

How I feel whenever a nick cage movie is on.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

What sort of heretical bullshit is this? Everyone knows the sun rises and sets in Rome!

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Thnk of all the mnutes of tme saved by droppng the "i".

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Even if the corporation that holds onto the genetic data isn't selling it for profit (which I doubt), they still likely have terrible security on their servers. How many data breaches have there been over the years?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Imagine how wonderful it would be if your butthole could hoover up the shart that you accidentally squeezed out?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Wholesome Satan wanting the best for people.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

This is perfect!

MajorMajormajormajor ,

This is simple and yet genius. Very low maintenance which is perfect, I hate having to spend so much time caring for a lawn.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

I just want a god dang picture of a hot dog!

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Poppy seed is a heathen!

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Lol why the hatred?

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Fire never sleeps, so you must always be prepared!

Constant vigilance!

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Reminds me of this.

[Fixed] Jellyfin video stutters on some files (all MKV it seems)

Hello fellow selfhosters! I reformatted my USB hard drive from exFAT to XFS because I needed a filesystem that could handle hardlinks. I remounted the hard drive and now jellyfin webUI has a severe stuttering problem on some videos, all of them are MKV but it may be a coincidence. On android (using exoplayer) the same files...

MajorMajormajormajor ,

You can also use something like handbrake to convert everything to 264 instead of redownloading everything. You can also set it up to convert after items are downloaded.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/e6fc08aa-b0d2-43fc-a8b1-2a320ea745d0.jpeg

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Great, not only do we have to worry about vampires, now we have to worry about vampires that give us crabs too? What a world we live in.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

The hero we need, not the hero we deserve.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Cargo jorts!

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    MajorMajormajormajor ,

    That's exactly what a bot would say!

    MajorMajormajormajor ,

    So when does Clifford vs Godzilla come out?

    MajorMajormajormajor ,

    On my phone when I first saw the picture of the interior, the push-pull lever for gas tank flap and trunk looks like an angry face. Just thought you should know.

    Splitwise alternative

    I'm looking for a simple alternative to Splitwise to self host. Currently my partner and I use it to keep track of monthly expenses to ensure there is roughly even spending between us. Doesn't have to be complex, in fact the simpler the better as my partner prefers simple, ready to use tech. It would only need to be accessed...

    MajorMajormajormajor OP ,

    This is exactly what I am looking for, thanks!

    Splitwise alternative

    I'm looking for a simple alternative to Splitwise to self host. Currently my partner and I use it to keep track of monthly expenses to ensure there is roughly even spending between us. Doesn't have to be complex, in fact the simpler the better as my partner prefers simple, ready to use tech. It would only need to be accessed...

    MajorMajormajormajor OP ,

    We need to go deeper!

    MajorMajormajormajor OP ,

    Worst story ever.

    MajorMajormajormajor ,

    "Hey bby translate this page for me and I'll send hot nudes"

    -davel

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