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ObviouslyNotBanana

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No banana fixates on despising bananas, triggered by their sickly sweet aroma and mushy texture, fueling a relentless crusade against the yellow scourge. No one reads these anyway.

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ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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I did the same. I imagine his worst nightmare is very different.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Yeah that really confirmed it. Who trusts neofetch, come on

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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While it is of course disappointing that he's doing it on threads it is very nice to see how Twitter is slowly starting to move from being market dominant to being just one of many.

We all hope to see politicians shitpost on Mastodon one day, but it's obvious why threads is drawing a crowd. Because people have heard of it, and it's easy to get into.

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Wait there's no other Joe Biden?

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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Yes, it's an enshitification of the telecom service.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    As an end user I actually love them (yes I know, sacrilege). Flatpak is my preference, but I also prefer pretty much anything to Ubuntu in its defailg state so that might have something to do with it.

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    It's pretty nsfw ngl

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    I do that all the time. The little plastic shelf is definitely made to hold my weight.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    EU citizens:

    https://media.tenor.com/5FhUO0VeyF0AAAAM/the-simpsons-homer-simpson.gif

    But seriously, it's god damn shitty behaviour through and through. I'm sorry, Americans.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    Forced arbitration is not applicable in the EU. ToS in general have a "nobody reads them" attitude, though that's not very relevant to this discussion.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    Haha well at least we gave the world some cookie banners.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    Relaxing while dreaming about relaxing.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    Tbf the law doesn't even mention cookie banners. The industry has just chosen, feely, that this is the way that they want to inform and collect consent. There's nothing forcing them into doing so in such an intrusive way.

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    Feel like this might be an April fools joke (on future mods).

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    I'm just kidding. Also saw that it was posted yesterday so it's my bad lol

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    Back when I had a Chromebook I actually had to open it up and remove a screw to be able to do it.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    Yeah. Write protect screw.

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    Wow that's even worse.

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    Are you an office chair? They usually don't come with faces.

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    Meme quality would suffer

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    You'll need it if you're gonna be as bad at memes as me

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    The heels are easy but the ass comes from years of back breaking posture mismanagement

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    Don't tell me what not to do!

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    Have you seen my back?!

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    Extortion is generally frowned upon

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    Only if its through a high quality meme

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    Massive back pain and dangerous plastic surgery

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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    Turkey, personally

    ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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    Depends on what the person uses their pc for. If they're just browsing the web it'll be easy for them

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