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SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I haven’t seen a rainbow in months.

I think god is afraid of getting cancelled.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

How many open tabs can it have in Firefox?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

The only thing my grandma would test is how waterproof it is when she gets into her German lesbian midget scat porn.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

If you have a line or two.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I gave myself one with a pair of rusty nail clippers, it worked well.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Leave them a week or two so they get pickled.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What if the turd travels back with you too?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

If you travel back a hundred years do you have a lifetime worth of shit crawling back into your asshole?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I don’t make the rules.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Everything makes sense but the brain.

It should be in the eyes!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Like my penis when I wear thongs?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Is the plastic container organic and natural, because it's definitely not free for the environment,

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

This is why I have plastic in my balls.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

‘Inflammable’ means flammable?

What a country.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What do you have against us baby eaters?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Drink a Pepsi™ and life will be okay again.

It's to bad that the sign proofers didn't catch it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

My drug dealer only takes payment in crypto and I think he's too lazy to extort anyone.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

It might be a mistake to allow AI’s control of weapon systems.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Too soon.

The bodies haven’t even cooled off yet.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

The fire should be out by now so I mean what I said, Jessica.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

It takes time and person-power to get these out of the machines, this seems like a perfectly acceptable stopgap measure while you’re waiting to the vending machine stocker.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

This air freshener should smell like shit for maximum realism.

Edit: Hanged not hung.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Why do you capitalize very disrespectful?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I like your style.

No punctuation just capitalization!

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I haven’t once seen that on this platform, you and I must travel very different communities.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Do you have any examples?

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