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Twolf has already been murdered by Janeway.

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Outer Wild fans also apparently get very large cakes.

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No, you get to be in possession of a gay.

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I remember my mom having to order "Leitungswasser" whenever we went to a restaurant when I was a kid. And ice in drinks isn't a thing there, either (or wasn't then, at least).

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"Free ketchup, too??"

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Straws negate the ice bumping your teeth problem, but not the other things. It's an acquired taste. I'm fine with either, personally.

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This was in 2020. At least he's always wearing a mask!

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Oh, really?

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I'm missing it, where is it?

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Are you from a reality that pronounces parmesan parmeesian, by any chance?

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Yes, putting this line in the game will make it sell so many more copies than it would have otherwise. 🙄

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None of those are flags except for the first one.

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To be fair, OP didn't call them flags.

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Oh, that's fine, because there aren't any cow people in Richard Scarry's works.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/xyIAAOSwutBiJci8/s-l1600.jpg

Oh. Drinking milk has gotta be awkward, too!

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Lowly's brown and that guy's green. What, you're saying all worms look alike??

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Quite literally, sometimes!

https://www.benzilla.com/uploads/2011/02/scarry_01.jpg

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Performing fellatio on the mouse guy.

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"That's the most unprofessional-"

https://www.enworld.org/media/hypnotoad-gif.111323/full

"You're hired!"

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euthanasiasm

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Gen X, actually.

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Eh, whatever.

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"Unhand me, sir!"

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It is a very cute toad. Hired! And I guess she's hired as well.

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I dare you to move

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Take stick, beat guy to death, then you have food and water from the coconuts! So you get to live a little longer before dying of dehydration.

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BotW gave a gold turd as their "fuck you" reward, but reddit is too cheap even for that.

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Unlike most of these sorts of things, this one has a definite answer: 2. They cannot blow air out of their mouths. However, since they have no hands to work the valves, it wouldn't sound too good, assuming they could get it to stay in place to begin with.

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Good to know. Could a dolphin blow different notes with its blowhole?

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It means "hole problems" for the rest of your days!

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Scotty the thaumaturge.

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Unless it's a small business, I don't care about the shop owner, either.

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"Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we'd get along!"

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Much like pirating Nintendo games, it is morally correct to shoplift from Walmart, assuming you have the skill to get away with it.

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Many will, but I won't be among them!

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If there's a police report, you didn't get away with it unless you're never going to that store again. Which is probably not usually the case.

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The "With what?!" speech balloon always bugged me. It doesn't need to be there.

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Much better! Maybe put a stump in the empty space.

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Good enough!

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Flintheart Glomgold would have been better. Is Magica De Spell rich? I thought she wanted to get rich by using Scrooge's Number One dime for a Midas Touch spell or some shit.

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I'd like to know if there are any XKCDs that are no longer relevant.

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They're both in coastal states that aren't in the southeast, so odds are they're both blue.

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I think this is a problem for people of every sexuality.

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That makes sense. Anybody who has less compatible dating options than average for whatever reason is more likely to run into this.

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Seems like it'd be easier to just eat it.

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Yeah, housecats in particular will often just kill for fun.

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