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i hate soup

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stab up the word

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am I understanding correctly that it's just a fancy random word generator

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looked up the tld's again

your only choice is to get goofy

Could try .army, .red or .republican (who the fuck approved that lmao)

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Your partner's friend is PeachJars?

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First comment made me think you didn't know she was famous or perhaps misidentified her

Anyways, tell her a random lemmy user says hi the next time you see her

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I made the mistake of trying to mark 900 unread emails as read

do not do that if you're in a hurry

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While drunk, I got insane cravings for cocaine and nicotine

While high, I get insane cravings for pizza and Tame Impala

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I really should get more organised

currently all my images are uncategorised across /Downloads, /Desktop/stuff, /Screenshots, /Pictures and /Desktop/stuff2

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I forgor 💀 the ~

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At long last

We have created the torment nexus from the book called Don't create the torment nexus

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"Do you condemn Hamas for their actions on October 7th?"

"Yes, it was horrifying"

"But do you condemn Hamas for their actions on October 7th?"

"Yes I condemn Hamas for their actions on October 7th"

"Why won't you answer the question? Do you condemn Hamas for their actions on October 7th?"

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surely not the workers

all they do is sit in front of their desks for hours

Windows 11 Start menu ads are now rolling out to everyone (www.theverge.com)

Microsoft is starting to enable ads inside the Start menu on Windows 11 for all users. After testing these briefly with Windows Insiders earlier this month, Microsoft has started to distribute update KB5036980 to Windows 11 users this week, which includes “recommendations” for apps from the Microsoft Store in the Start menu....

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how soon do you think ms gets hit with a lawsuit because a malicious ad infected BlackRock or Deloitte or some shit

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"simps for" is an understatement

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cruise control with a higher fatality rate

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Its alter ego DHT makes me look more and more like my dad every day

gotta start wearing itchy hats or look like fat vsauce

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aliens should apply at least once

A helpful graphic about writing alt text (lemmy.ml)

image descriptionAn infographic titled “How To Write Alt Text” featuring a photo of a capybara. Parts of alt text are divided by color, including "identify who", "expression", "description", "colour", and "interesting features". The finished description reads “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are...

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my favourite animal

the carbonara

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That's odd.

Last I heard, they were making bank with their Raytheon Partnership

Turns out that's Girls who code, which is still operational and helping generate profit from war.

Avoid that one. Ladies of code seems fine. Rather donate to/get involved with that organisation instead.

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"hey Google/siri/alexa
set an alarm for 10-20 minutes"

If you're making a company a ton of money from having a wiretap on you at all times, at least make use of it

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highly advanced diffusion model for the zullet

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he forgor 💀

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I'd say I am not under investigation by Albanian authorities

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when it flipped for me I got an instant sharp migraine

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who would click that

who clicks ads in general

have you ever clicked an ad (on purpose)

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well I hope the NSA likes the same 10 songs on repeat and video essays about cults

actually nah fuck em

I hope they hate it

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A brain meant to find berries and escape from lions somehow came up with this

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Could a Russian instance federate with an unblocked instance (e.g. lemmy.world) which federates with lgbtqia.space and then federate lgbtqia.space by proxy?

Or does the protocol not work like that?

Russian instance users can still read comments from LGBT instance users if the comments are left on .world though, right?

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this and that golem image has increased my biological age by 30 years

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It's like gore but more psychologically scarring

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hexagon
polygon
mywifeisgon

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What I can gather, an LGBT group has discovered their very reluctant Lisan al Gaib

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she can fix me

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listen here bucko

don't call it a conspiracy theory

it's confirmed, just do your research

have you ever seen a bird? Like really see it up close?

yah dint think so

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nice try fed

NYC AI Chatbot Touted by Adams Tells Businesses to Break the Law (www.thecity.nyc)

In October, New York City announced a plan to harness the power of artificial intelligence to improve the business of government. The announcement included a surprising centerpiece: an AI-powered chatbot that would provide New Yorkers with information on starting and operating a business in the city. ...

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A business would surely never break the law

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Why am I feeling the uncanny valley effect from that domain name

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everyone is going to be able to see my saved posts and laugh at me this is awful

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    good lord I can shittalk ms teams for days on end

    technical architecture problems aside,

    one of the smaller issues that has verifiably taken years off my life is how it decides to alert you with messages

    coworker in the misc channel: anyone know how to fix a lawnmower?

    ms teams: HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. YOU HAVE A MESSAGE. CHECK YOUR GODDAMN INBOX ASAP MOTHERFUCKER. DING DING DING

    manager: call me urgently.

    ms-teams: lmao who said that

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    is this really how I find out my system is compromised

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    careful not to mistake them for Adderall

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ad71a804-6b6c-4598-8d5f-45b1c0d876f7.jpeg

    or do whatever, I'm not your mom, life's short

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    Context for the bottom left

    While we're on that, reminder that in 2020 Activision-Blizzard employees could not afford to buy food from the company cafeteria, while the CEO Bobby Kotick gave himself a phat bonus: https://www.businessinsider.com/activision-blizzard-salary-disparity-issues-2020-8

    Could possibly forgive the breast milk thief, seeing as there is a nonzero chance it was stolen out of desperation for nutrition instead of a pervert sex thing, (unless the thief was Kotick, of course)

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    I haven't really noticed many toxic users in this community that would warrant extra hours in the moderator box

    Might change depending on how much bigger the community grows

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    the black pill is 100% just amphetamine u ain't slick genie

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    I want to see a test run with a pillow case and a watermelon

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    glad I'm not the only one who wants to see this thing face physical violence

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    Would it maybe be easier to put that license in your "about" section instead of at the end of your comments? Or does it not work like that

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    ah

    fuck those guys

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