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mvirts , to linuxmemes in Gentoo users be like

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-j 8

seaQueue , to linuxmemes in Gentoo users be like
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Gentoo users would be really mad about this if they weren't still building their web browsers and could get online

satanmat ,

And as soon as that’s working; they’ll break something else

Hupf ,

Damn you qtwebengine!

hperrin , to linuxmemes in When you tell her you use Arch and she still has her clothes on

Wouldn’t know. Never happened. 😎

..

Because.. I’ve never talked to a girl.

Tenthrow , to linuxmemes in Gentoo users be like
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It is driving me crazy that I have no idea what this means.

MajorHavoc ,

I believe the left hand is a shell fork-bomb, on the assumption that anything that zany is probably malicious.

And the right hand is a way to tell Make to use up all available system resources:

"-j [jobs]’ ¶
‘--jobs[=jobs]’
Specifies the number of recipes (jobs) to run simultaneously. With no argument, make runs as many recipes simultaneously as possible. If there is more than one ‘-j’ option, the last one is effective. See Parallel Execution, for more information on how recipes are run. Note that this option is ignored on MS-DOS."

Edit: I think the make command is technically only a problem when run for a Makefile that tries to do too many things, and has at least one mistake in dependency controls. So... for every Makefile I ever encountered (or that I ever wrote!)

Yeah. They're the same picture

Max_P ,
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I think it can also get weird when you call other makefiles, like if you go make -j64 at the top level and that thing goes on to call make on subprojects, that can be a looooot of threads of that -j gets passed down. So even on that 64 core machine, now you have possibly 4096 jobs going, and it surfaces bugs that might not have been a problem when we had 2-4 cores (oh no, make is running 16 jobs at once, the horror).

Voroxpete ,

You are correct, left hand is a fork bomb. Specifically, it creates and then runs a function named ":". What this function does is pipe its output into itself while running in a background process, which instantly spawns infinite copies of itself. Technically I believe the : character could be any character as its just a name. The creator just picked a colon for aesthetics.

laurelraven ,

I always just kind of glazed over looking at that and just know "it's a fork bomb" and basically what it does

With your explanation, I can now actually understand all the parts and how they work, it actually makes sense

Mixel ,

Now I get why it does what it does and how it works. I never thought that the colon was the variable name but it makes so much sense!

AVincentInSpace ,

so without an argument to -j the number of concurrent jobs is unbounded???

henfredemars , to linuxmemes in Gentoo users be like

Why does this option without specifying a number of threads even exist? It might as well be footgun mode.

Artyom ,

I don't think I've ever used -j without specifying as many cores as I have, so it sounds completely reasonable.

seaQueue ,
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I'm pretty sure it's "run as many threads as there are cores" mode, though if you're running it in a terminal I always find it best to use nproc-1 or -2 so the machine actually stays usable.

henfredemars ,

My man pages specify it’s as many as possible limited only to the number of jobs.

seaQueue ,
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Oof, that might as well be a fork bomb then

Hobbes_Dent , to linuxmemes in When you tell her you use Arch and she still has her clothes on

Yes baby, leave your Arch shirt on too.

I use a Swedish penis pump, btw.

GregorGizeh ,
Norgur , to linuxmemes in When you tell her you use Arch and she still has her clothes on
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Have you looked in the Wiki?

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wiki was unclear...

If the female still doesn't willingly take her clothes off, you're probably dealing with another Arch user.

Norgur ,
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Well, not everyone will let you recompile their kernel, if you catch my drift.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

What if I aim for just the dongle drivers 🤔...

Norgur ,
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Well, you can try, but I bet you'll encounter unmet dependencies, namely "host-good-looks" and "nice"

Shady_Shiroe ,
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If they stare at you emotionlessly, they are a Gentoo user who is still compiling their response.

dogsnest , to linuxmemes in When you tell her you use Arch and she still has her clothes on
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# pacman -R panties

Mesophar ,

error: you cannot perform this operation unless you are root.

Successful_Try543 ,

It's within a root shell (#).

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to linuxmemes in When you tell her you use Arch and she still has her clothes on

You probably just used the wrong command.

0x4E4F OP ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah, missing sudo, thanks 😊.

Whirling_Cloudburst ,

We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System
Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Respect the privacy of others.
#2) Think before you type.
#3) With great power comes great responsibility.

root's password:

PainInTheAES ,

Yes, Si... System Administrator.

Zerush , to Memes in Volume
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Worse, a metal tray that falls out of the refrigerator at 3 in the morning.

xenomor , to Memes in Funny 🤣

Imagine having moral standards that you apply consistently, ha ha ha ha!

DNOS , to Memes in Volume

And this gives you a scale on which you can't even compare opening a plastic bottle of water in the night

FilE , to Memes in Seems fishy
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Wording of this made me think of DarkViperAU

DankDingleberry , to Mildly Infuriating in Seriously, Wikibooks?
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try "Karushifā"

ulterno , to Memes in Volume
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Are you rustling a single leaf, for it to be less than a library?
Or does the library have a windy exterior full of trees with rustling leaves, for it to be at 40?

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