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ProgrammingSocks ,

Nice breasts

ICastFist ,
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"What I'm about to do is a pro-gamer move"

runeko ,
@runeko@programming.dev avatar

White knight takes black queen.

synae ,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Holy hell

SurfinBird ,

Do you have a vibrator in your butt?

hollo ,

There's no way you came up with that move yourself, you're cheating!

Pretty by-the-book so far, let's get interesting.

That's not fast enough to get a promotion.

Go ahead, take me. See what happens.

ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI ,

There's a lot of things you could say there, they would just result in your expulsion from the chess club.

owenfromcanada ,
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"I normally do this by myself. It's nice to have a partner."

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

"This isn't my favorite starting position, but I'll see if I can maneuver things to get better leverage."

MadBob ,

You can say anything you fucking want in either context.

skylestia ,
@skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

i'm going to grin and say checkmate the next time my bf and i

and i'm going to moan and say i'm cumming the next time i'm about to either beat someone or lose to someone in chess

MadBob ,

You could also say, for instance, "I believe the autumn's coming in late this year", and what's he going to do? Stop you?

skylestia ,
@skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

lol knowing my bf if i said something like that he'd say something like "actually i'm pretty sure winter's coming" before he does

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

Homeboy is dick-deep making a detailed meteorological forecast, my man's got a mind like a steel trap

Deestan ,

Patience, please, while I consider my next move.

akilou ,

That's exactly how I like my anal beads

Viking_Hippie ,

"..shit, I forgot about the bishop"

"Wow, the king really IS useless! Good thing the queen is so versatile"

"Hey! No butt help!"

hOrni ,

In Polish you can say, sometimes You're pushing a Queen, sometimes You're beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.

mindbleach ,

The English phrase "beating a dead horse" must be fantastic knowledge for Polish schoolboys.

WagnasT ,

I'll be black this time.

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