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hOrni

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hOrni ,

In which video?

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Well, You can't buy it in the civilised world.

hOrni ,

Would it be possible to stretch a different organ to reach a different cavity?

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I will still try. A little lubrication would help. Would You do the honor, or will your mom do it, as usual?

hOrni ,

Yes. I can transfer money to someone just by knowing their phone number. I can do it on a Sunday afternoon and they get the money instantly. I haven't used cash for more than a decade now. Haven't used a card for at least 5 years.

hOrni ,

For research purposes. Where does this pic come from?

hOrni ,

My custom book cover says "How to live with a huge penis".

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Same with getting a job.

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The Patty Wagon from The Spongebob Movie:
https://youtu.be/_xImULcwZkg?feature=shared

hOrni ,

That wold be cruel.

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Pineapple belongs on pizza. Only stuck up assholes who never tried it say otherwise. Ever tried pickles? Pizza with onions, sausage and pickles is great.

hOrni ,

Its not always a cucumber.

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So a hood. Or a bonnet.

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Thank god. At least I won't die of cringe after seeing this on the streets.

hOrni ,

You don't? Honestly, I never thought about it. I use them interchangeably. Most programs I use, accept both signs. But comma is the standard.

hOrni ,

Knowing that I never saw a manhole cover with a stripe facing the right direction, I'm pretty sure, they do it intentionally.

hOrni ,

I always find it funny, that their favourite holiday is 4th of July, not July 4th.

hOrni ,

That's a huge croc. I mean the shoe.

hOrni ,

I kinda want one after seeing this meme.

hOrni ,

Harry Potter and owls.

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What will the method of execution be? A guillotine seems fitting.

hOrni ,

I would like to know how it ended. Did the guy notify the police?

hOrni ,

Only a job interview to go, and I can start drinking.

hOrni ,

Thanks man, appreciate it.

hOrni ,

Well, yeah, it's Saturday so Friday happened. I did half of a litre of vodka and 4 beers. I'm Polish, so that's an average amount.

hOrni ,

McDonald's would be getting their logo there by panel 2.

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It seems, that the laws are to blame. In my country, when a pedestrian stands near a crossing tha car has to stop under penalty. Even if the pedestrian is just walking towards the crossing. Drivers usually comply.

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I am doing this. I have to walk along a narrow pavement next to a road to get to the nearest bus stop. During a rain it has many puddles and I've been splashed on many occasions. Will be making a foam brick next week.

hOrni ,

"Guns not being there" is the norm for most of the world.

hOrni ,

In Polish you can say, sometimes You're pushing a Queen, sometimes You're beating a horse, which are coloquialisms for having sex and masturbating.

hOrni ,

Blue. Three times, just to be sure.

hOrni ,

I don't get it, why a mop?

hOrni ,

I'm listening to the sounds of The Enterprise warp engines.

Fewer people are using Elon Musk’s X as the platform struggles to attract and keep users, according to analysts (www.nbcnews.com)

Data from two research firms and figures published by Musk and X suggest a deteriorating situation for X by some metrics. Musk has marketed it as the world’s “town square,” but in number of users it continues to lag far behind social media rivals that focus on video, such as Instagram and TikTok. ...

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People acting as if twitter is something important. And killing it is meaningful. In Europe we don't use it. Literally. I'm Polish, I never had a twitter account and don't know anybody who has. The whole twitter/musk debacle is a war over nothing.

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Get out? I don't think You know how stew works.

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I think it would work fine. It has a handle and prongs, two things a fork needs. It only looks weird.

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    hOrni ,

    I'm using porta pros for more than a decade now. The best thing about them, is that they make them the same for 40 years. If a pair breaks I just buy another one, and it sounds just the same. I'm on my 3 pair now, longest one lasted 9 years.

    hOrni ,

    Longest I've had a pair of Porta Pros was 9 years. They went trough 4 cables, 3 sets of pads and 2 headbands before they died.

    hOrni ,

    The apple car doesn't have a reverse gear. But the fan boys are like "It doesn't need a reverse, that's the point, Apple is all about forward thinking".

    hOrni ,

    That's what You get for using a non apple authorised parking space. Your car gets bricked.

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    Stand for the flag, kneel for the cross, bend over for the government.

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    Vivaldi is my go to browser. Brave does a better job with blocking ads. I'm switching to Brave whenever I need to stream something on a site loaded with ads, or when YouTube manages to detect my Adblock for a few days.

    hOrni ,

    I am using uBlock Origin on my Vivaldi. It doesn't block everything.

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    A secret tape.

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    Gaming on a lower resolution because I'm playing a JRPG from the 90s.

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    Anybody who knows Jethro Tull knows how much a flute can kick ass.

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    You can tell it's an old stock photo by the ratio of the monitor.

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    I'm dieting right now so I still would. Question is, would it have more of a mushroomy or blue cheese flavour? Doesn't change the fact that I would, as I enjoy both flavours.

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