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the fastest transition in the west

image transcript:

screenshot of a twitter post:
TomboysForBiden(but Anime)🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 posts:
Would you press it?

will you push the button?

99% chance of getting 1 million dollars
1% chance of becoming a girl

Olufémi O. Taiwo quote retweets the post:
philosophy twitter: can we agree that this is not a math question

tumblr post, replying to the screenshot:
arch-user
as a completely cis dude, | would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things | would do for money, but shit I'd do this for like 20 bucks... maybe less?

arch-user
She said with all too much confidence

A DAY!??!?!

watersnipje ,

If you are already a cis woman, does this just reroll your stats?

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

I'm wondering how literal "girl" is. Like, would I go back to being a little girl? Absolutely not. But would I go back to being like 20? Maybe! There's some shit I'd like to do differently.

However, I'd wayyyy rather have the cash.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Girl? Girl implies youth. So, get a million dollars or be young again?

https://thespreadissue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/button-mashing-1.gif

XPost3000 ,

I'm keeping this button locked up until retirement, then

Mad strats

Rooskie91 ,

as a completely cis dude,

arch-user

Lol ok there bud /s

Tar_alcaran ,

Get a million or be 17 again? Sounds like win-win!

cmbabul ,

I didn’t even think about this, for trans men this button is a Time Machine

PugJesus ,
@PugJesus@lemmy.world avatar

I'd hit it. A mil could solve most of my problems. Becoming a girl would just be one more.

TheBlue22 ,

My gf is bi so it's not like it would matter

kittenzrulz123 ,

I'm pressing it 100 times

Neato ,

Well you got that 1% chance about 4 times by sheer luck I don't know what to tell you but you're Supergirl, now. Congrats?

kittenzrulz123 ,

Does that mean I get to be four times as cute :3

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

No but you have 8 boobs like a cat, enjoy

GluWu ,

Judging by their username, that's what they want.

kittenzrulz123 ,

I'm fine with my two boobs :3

kittenzrulz123 ,

Can I just get 8 cats instead ^-_-^

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

I'd press it a few times. In the end, I think I'd care way more about never working again for the rest of my life than being a guy.

Neato ,

Same. I'm about halfway done already. What's another 40 being a bit different? I'd be lucky to have such a varied perspective on life.

cmbabul ,

It would at least make the last half more interesting because there’d be more learning, unless the button takes away ADHD the dopamine alone makes it worth pressing

Kidplayer_666 ,

I have a question though:

If I became a girl through the button, the button would then change and give me a 1% chance of becoming a boy. I could just proceed to then press the button again and be myself again and get a bunch of cash

superb ,
@superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Why would the button change? Its explicitly a girl button

Kidplayer_666 ,

Cause then it wouldn’t be interesting for girls

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

For girls it's just free money

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Girls become girl² when they hit the button

Catoblepas ,

I assumed the button was supposed to be single use.

basidialtiger ,

Well, in that case, I'd like better odds. What am I supposed to do with a million dollars?

I guess I'd press it anyways. 1% is better than nothing.

Catoblepas ,

A million bucks is a lot of money to transition with! Instant transition or luxury transition, win/win 👍

Clent ,

Wait, we can push it more than twice. I'm smashing on that button until it breaks.

I can easily pay to transition back if the whole girl thing doesn't work out.

Kidplayer_666 ,

Well, but transitioning back probably wouldn’t give you a functional penis. Idk how the whole schbang works, but I doubt it’s erectile and excitable

Clent ,

I'll manage. I old enough that sex isn't top of mind. It would be no different that having prostate cancer whose treatment lead to the same outcome, minus the millions.

shneancy ,

oh a clit after t does get erect and is excitable, but it rarely gets big enough to allow for penetration

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