Thanks for looking into this, officer Silkshirtski. Beth left here last night with that dirtbag Glenn, and he just kept saying he was "gonna take our daughter out tonight" and asking us if we wanted to "find hell with him"? We're just sick with worry over here.
Just a reminder, the satanic panic was triggered by a discredited psychological theory (recovered memories) posited by a psychiatrist that saw no problems marrying one of his patients.
Also fun fact, a lot of QAnon satanic panic garbage is a mixture of this and antisemitic tropes. Basically a bunch of idiots mad that society stopped caring about this in the 90s.
alright team, let’s get ready for the satanic ritual. Jeff, did you get the photography backdrop from JC Pennys photo studio? Good, good. The dark one will be most happy with a neutral abstract pattern. Rick, did you grab the columns from your high school’s theater department? Terrific, this is certainly most evil. lastly, can someone cover up our sacrificial virgin? She looks like her legs are cold. Maybe a blanket or something while we get started?
OK we need a really creepy looking dude to stand over the model, lets see who looks best in this lighting. We need someone really creepy and rapey looking, you know a real scumbag that puts fear in the public. Steve how about you?
Steve: WTF dude
