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FuglyDuck ,
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this reminds me of a joke that got my nephew into hot water.

Back in the age of "the [animal] goes [whatever]" stuff. I think it was kindergarten? anyhow. I told a joke.

What does the Cat say?
Meow!!

What does the Dog say?
Woof Woof!!

What does the Cow say?
MOOO!
NO!!! Cow goes "Sizzle Sizzle Sizzle"!

Yeah, his kindergarten teacher might have been one of the more... uh... hostile... vegans. He may have repeated the joke to her.

SidewaysHighways ,

My daughter had a similar experience happen just after going through a drive thru where she got some chicken nuggets.

Cow says moo,
Pig says oink,

Chicken says (then she just smacked her chicken nuggets really loudly)

It was cute and I'll remember that for as long as my brain will let me

synae ,
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I can't pass up a chance to mention this ecological-themed doom/sludge band Froglord: https://open.spotify.com/album/7hpoBlUnLnjvEY0zIlBc6s

theangryseal ,

For fun (and I need to make a video), I say to my toddlers,

“What does the cat say?” “Meow, meow”
“What does the dog say?” “Woof, woof!”
“What does the chicken say?” “Bock bock bock”
“What does the cow say?” “It go, moooooooo”
“Great job! What does the Yoko say?” “Ayyyeee ayyyeeee ayyyeeee ayeeee”

I know it’s cheesy but it’s could die laughing every time.

CustardFist OP ,
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Hahaha. The look on Chuck Berry’s face when Yoko started screeching. 😂

LazaroFilm ,
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Very good! Now what does the fox say?

jerrythegenius ,
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CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHOW HA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHOW HA-CHCHA-CHA-CHA-CHA-CHOW

elxeno ,

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gingernate ,

THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY!

muntedcrocodile ,
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They actually are and the companies selling the chemicals tried to cover it up and silence the researcher for showing it.

dadarobot ,
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Source?

muntedcrocodile ,
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Heres yt vid its a good starting point to the rabbit hole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5uSbp0YDhc

And yes technically its not making the frogs gay its making them into hermaphrodites but ita funnyer to say turning the friggin frogs gay.

tsonfeir ,
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You’re a gaycrodile

brbposting ,

Research was done on a chemical that might’ve turned frogs female - is that what you’re thinking of?

Beginning in the 2010s, various media personalities promoted conspiracy theories claiming that exposure to endocrine disrupting chemical pollutants in the water supply are responsible for an alleged increase in the gay or transgender population. These claims are not supported by scientific evidence and appear to be a conflation with active research claims that endocrine disruptors induce a feminizing effect on certain non-human animals.

CustardFist OP ,
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So… what do they say now? 😯

TheRealLinga ,

"Hey bad boy, wanna froggy hop with me?"

Gingernate ,

They can't get an edge in sideways with Alex Jones running his mouth 😂

Snowpix ,
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ERGH! ERGH! ERGH! CRAP!

Dicska ,

Frog: "I'd do me"

NigelFrobisher ,

Another ingenious Underpants Gnomes scheme from the superhumanly competent conspirators of the WEF.

WhereGrapesMayRule ,

I always thought the frog said ribbit (for her pleasure).

CustardFist OP ,
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Lately, they mostly croak. 🙄

retrolasered ,
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I thought it said badingdingding

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