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sarmale ,

How many times was this image screenshoted and recompressed?

explodicle ,

The joke was on me because I had auto-rotate on my phone.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Has anyone else ever came to the realization that the screwing being driven by vodka+orange juice isn't related to construction? 😏

cordlesslamp ,

We meet again. Lemmy sure is small.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

That, or KOLANAKI is chronically online.

AngryCommieKender ,

Same could be said about you, or me, for that matter

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Sure, but we're not talking about you or me. We're talking about KOLANAKI.

Decoy321 ,

It helps that their name stands out more since it's bold and in bigger font.

It also helps that they're genuinely cool people.

redcalcium ,

One screwdriver please

Plavatos ,

Is this the Bartender remake or whatever? Loved the first one.

redcalcium , (edited )

Grand Blue

Klear ,

Relevant Ryan George

some_guy ,

I had to think about it before I got it. Gosh, I remember when I was a hardcore (24/7 drunk) alky and that was how I drank. There had to be so much sugar in my OJ that I was killing myself almost as much from that as from the booze.

KISSmyOSFeddit ,

unpopular opinion: A drink that's just booze and juice doesn't deserve a fancy name.
Where I come from, it's called Vodka Orange, or Vodka-O.

quicksand ,

I call it orange vod-juice-ka

SilverCode ,

I call it breakfast

spiderwort ,

Consider the bloody mary.

Tomato. Arguably a fruit. Juiced. With vodka. A grind of pepper. Some other mysterious stuff.

Then a whole breakfast stuffed into the top. Celery. Pickles. Fried chicken. Go wild.

There's a deep beauty there. Beyond the hearty morning buzz.

SilverCode ,

Ah, you talking about Second Breakfast!

SLVRDRGN ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/47b0d2a9-47dc-43a4-a5e9-ba28fc7f24bd.gif

Tar_alcaran ,

I'm a firm believer in that it's not a cocktail unless it has three or more ingredients.

WamGams ,

That's what the ice is for.

Tar_alcaran ,

Frozen water is not an ingredient.

LunarLoony ,
@LunarLoony@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

No, it's two!

ElmarsonTheThird ,

I'm guessing German rural areas?

Other notable mentions:

Vodka-Bull

Jäger-Bull

Jacky-Cola

Gin-Tonic (more common everywhere)

kameecoding ,

We literally just call it vodka juice

metallic_substance ,

Hardcore boomer humor

steal_your_face ,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Good boomer humor

morphballganon , (edited )

Don't use Tropicana. Use Simply.

Edit: Someone's downvoting this excellent advice?

Try the two side by side. It's night and day.

Zron ,

I use Tampico

I’m too poor for the gallons of orange juice I’d need at a party

quicksand ,

Sunny D gang in the house

Liz ,

Orange crush.

spiderwort ,

Most of the people here are feral rugrats. They would downvote the sky for being blue.

AngryCommieKender ,

As opposed to Angelica, who is clearly a traumatized Rugrat, who is dealing with her little brother's death by imagining the adventures that he would have had with the neighbor's (also imaginary) kids, Chucky, Phil, and Lil

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rugrats_Theory

NucleusAdumbens ,

That had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you're suggesting the sky is actually blue I'm hitting the downvote button SO HARD

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

I don't get it

muffedtrims ,

The cocktail made of orange juice and vodka is called a screwdriver

ImplyingImplications ,

Replace the vodka with champaign and it's called a Mimosa and it's fancy.

BubbleMonkey ,
@BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net avatar

And nobody will judge you for getting blitzed at brunch on mimosas!

However, I have learned that if you go to a cross-dress club (I actually really don’t know what the place was, or how to describe it, but it was like cabaret, I guess, with cross-dressers. Fucking blast!) and get blitzed on dollar mimosas -in the evening-, they will absolutely judge you :)

abysmalpoptart ,

I'm not having a glass of wine, I'm having six. It's called a tasting and it's classy!

AtariDump ,

Ok Randy.

MonkderDritte ,

Combine orange juice with fruit wine and it's prickly.

Tar_alcaran ,

A mimosa is just breakfast alcohol.

MisterD ,

Also the new Craftsman tools are nowhere as good as the original stuff.

I call it Crapsman tools

spiderwort ,

Is it all craftsman?

I have heard it's just the craftsman power tools. Which I avoid. But I got a $100 impact driver that's still going strong after 4 years.

But the hand tools. Got a screwdriver. Seems ok.

Did they get sold to China?

sebsch ,

In Germany we just call this Vodka-O.

Nusm ,
@Nusm@yall.theatl.social avatar

It took me waaaaay too embarrassingly long to get this.

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