I am a surgeon!

Lmaydev , 5 months ago

Given his age it should be easy to find

son_named_bort , 5 months ago

Well if he flatlines then you won't ever have to worry about being nervous while performing surgery ever again.

bluewing , 5 months ago

Joke's on the surgeon - prostrate surgery is done through the penis with a laser.

Source: I've had 3 prostrate surgeries.

ILikeBoobies , 5 months ago

For fun?

bluewing , 5 months ago

It ain't never for fun. But it beats dying.....

genuineparts , 5 months ago

Well... it wasn't in the Chest area. Let's get the Skull saw.

Mr_Blott , 5 months ago

Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah

Squorlple OP , 5 months ago

Me wrist-deep trying to find the King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms (Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu)’s prostate

Mr_Blott , 5 months ago

Thank you

King of Britain is ok too tho

Evia , 5 months ago

Eh, we don't really use Britain. UK is more inclusive

optissima , 5 months ago

So I should call it Britain so colonies are reminded they're conquered by a foreign parasite.

Mr_Blott , 5 months ago

Sweet joke, have you got any from after the 19th century?

optissima , 5 months ago

Yeah it's England

Mr_Blott , 5 months ago

Are you suggesting Scotland isn't a joke? Because I have a Glenrothes to tell you about

Mr_Blott , 5 months ago

You say "we" but there are an awful, awful lot of people in NI who would disagree with you

Evia , 5 months ago

Well certainly but the Brits tend to ignore that part of the UK - it's a little uncomfortable so we just pretend that NI doesn't exist

d00ery , 5 months ago

If UK is short for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, wouldn't UK be inclusive of NI?

As someone who is a UK national I did have to google this as I never remember the differences between GB / UK.

Ahh, on rereading perhaps you're talking about NI people who don't want to be part of the UK!

Sunfoil , 5 months ago

Field Marshal Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the 14 realms, Lord of Mann, Master of the Arts, defender of the faith, Admiral of the Fleet, is what his friends call him.

Mr_Blott , 5 months ago

Well actually they call him Old Sausage-Fingers but not to his face

ininewcrow , 5 months ago

King of England: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU EVEN KNOW ....... ohhh ... ohhh

DessertStorms , 5 months ago

Some royals may die, but it is a risk I'm willing to take.. ¯*(ツ)*/¯

ummthatguy , 5 months ago

https://media.tenor.com/WPIqrwIvxckAAAAM/dr-nick-hi-everybody.gif

wreckedcarzz , 5 months ago

Hi Doctor Nick!

ImplyingImplications , 5 months ago

Inflammable means flammable?? What a country!

ininewcrow , 5 months ago

Hi Doctor Nick!

superduperenigma , 5 months ago

You're off to a great start by running a glove-free hand through your fully exposed hair.