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son_named_bort

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son_named_bort ,

Now where could Loss be?

son_named_bort ,

I went on vacation with a girl like that once. It was not a nice trip.

son_named_bort ,

Finally an excuse to use a Segway.

son_named_bort ,

It's usually a bad idea to mail cash.

son_named_bort ,

Received an email about phishing? Oh, you better believe that's phishy!

son_named_bort ,

Depends on where it's at. If it's somewhere nice by the beach I'd totally be down with that, but if it's at the box factory...

son_named_bort ,

They'll keep someone in the truck for maintenance purposes. A self driving truck wouldn't be able to change a flat tire for example and it would be more efficient to have the human driver change it than wait for someone to come out and change the flat.

son_named_bort ,

Drugs Are Really Expensive

son_named_bort ,

Never gonna give you up

son_named_bort ,

I got stroganoff on my jeans.

son_named_bort ,

Do they have the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees?

son_named_bort ,

I was gonna be a football star, but it didn't happen. No trophy for me.

son_named_bort ,

Going to HR to get fired, yet another meeting that could've been an email.

son_named_bort ,

About 5 years ago my wife and I went to Bryce Canyon. The area around there is fairly secluded with few people living there, thus there's little light pollution. As a result, the area is well known for it's night sky, as you can see more stars there than just about anywhere else in the continental US. Anyway, guess what we saw when we were there.

son_named_bort ,

Of course it's a scam. You can easily rewind DVDS in your DVD player. You don't need a separate device.

son_named_bort ,

I save money by asking people for the time. It's totally free.

son_named_bort ,

Yes

son_named_bort ,

I don't know, I find doing nothing to be completely possible.

son_named_bort ,

I'm mostly here for the shit posts.

son_named_bort ,

Wasn't there supposed to be a revival of Ren and Stimpy that wasn't going to involve the original creator?

You Don’t Need to Use Airplane Mode on Airplanes | Airplane mode hasn't been necessary for nearly 20 years, but the myth persists. (gizmodo.com)

You Don’t Need to Use Airplane Mode on Airplanes | Airplane mode hasn't been necessary for nearly 20 years, but the myth persists.::Airplane mode hasn't been necessary for nearly 20 years, but the myth persists.

son_named_bort ,

Why would it be more acceptable to talk on your phone on a train instead of a plane?

son_named_bort ,

Believe it or not, jail.

son_named_bort ,

If that's the best humanity has to offer I'd hate to see the worst.

son_named_bort ,

And the adults back then bitched and moaned about how we were rotting our brains doing this instead of playing outside or reading or other activities they approved of.

son_named_bort ,

Why would T-Mobile reduce their own potential profits to ensure that Charter continues to have higher profits?

son_named_bort ,

I'm at a loss as to why I would want to do these things anyway. I'd much rather download a car.

son_named_bort ,

It's gone

son_named_bort ,

Probably sold those books to another bookstore for 38 cents.

son_named_bort ,

And that's just the commercials.

son_named_bort ,

That doesn't seem unworkable. Just add a few walls and a roof and it would be a nice place to stay.

Google Cuts Thousands of Workers Improving Search After Search Results Scientifically Shown to Suck (www.vice.com)

Google Cuts Thousands of Workers Improving Search After Search Results Scientifically Shown to Suck::"These workers provide critical support that keeps Google’s flagship Search results and Bard AI safe and functional for the company’s billions of users," the union representing the contractors said.

son_named_bort ,

I'm surprised Google was still using raters. I used to be one through a third party over a decade ago. The pay was okay but it was a 1099 so taxes were a mess. Ended up getting "fired" for reasons I didn't understand, as there wasn't much transparency in the process.

son_named_bort ,

You treat the CEO with the same respect as Rodney Dangerfield.

son_named_bort ,

Also if it was a state facility the info would likely be on a .gov website.

son_named_bort ,

That cup is way too wide.

son_named_bort ,

And the 10 year old wants to be the very best, like no one ever was.

that's how it works, right? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

Description: A three panel comic often referred to as "No take, only throw." The first panel is a dog biting a toy with the caption "I want to be good at my hobbies." The second panel is the dog looking angry and refusing to let go of the toy when a hand reaches out to throw it for the dog again, and it has the caption "No...

son_named_bort ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/00e06ba2-1daf-4d39-941d-9f25b09e925d.webm

son_named_bort ,

They never have

son_named_bort ,

So that's why the door fell off...

son_named_bort ,

So chips are a salad? I knew it!

son_named_bort ,

Well if he flatlines then you won't ever have to worry about being nervous while performing surgery ever again.

son_named_bort ,

My car was crushed into a cube, they can have that.

son_named_bort ,

I still think the devil won that fiddle contest.

son_named_bort ,

I thought dragons had only 2 legs and a beefy arm sticking out the back of their necks?

son_named_bort ,

What would be the Labrador?

son_named_bort ,

I like money, that's the answer.

son_named_bort ,

What if the real answer is the friends we made along the way?

son_named_bort ,

Where's the convenience fee? And the inconvenience fee?

son_named_bort ,

Bally: What if we offered the same thing, but also with casinos and crappy sports channels?

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