Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍

Aussiemandeus , 15 days ago

She looks just like Emma Watson.

And she can break my kneecap any time

Mango , 16 days ago

I think I'll just go find Nancy Kerrigan.

MargotRobbie , 16 days ago

This is literally me staring at the Best Actress Award at the Oscars in 2018.

It's like I could play her in a movie or something.

nucleative , 16 days ago

This whole thing happened 30 years ago now. Wow. These two must be in their 50s now. It was such a media circus at the time.

son_named_bort , 16 days ago

I went on vacation with a girl like that once. It was not a nice trip.

Psychodelic , 16 days ago

Story?

Fedizen , 16 days ago

For some reasob I thought nancy kerrigan was the zerg queen

KillerTofu , 16 days ago

You’re thinking of her sister, Sarah Kerrigan.

AnUnusualRelic , 16 days ago

Wasn't she the semifinallist from Highlander?

SkyezOpen , 15 days ago (edited 15 days ago)

You're not entirely wrong.

From the wiki:

Initially based around the character Tanya Adams in the Command & Conquer: Red Alert series, Kerrigan was named after Nancy Kerrigan, who at the time was involved in a feud with Tonya Harding.

worldwidewave , 16 days ago

“Break a leg”

-Tonya

MargotRobbie , 16 days ago

"Oh yeah, it's Harding time."

-- Tonya

elcanadiano , 16 days ago

The second verse of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song, Headline News, is about these two.

Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the knee cap

disguy_ovahea , 16 days ago

Our society would be far better if we, as a whole, quoted Weird Al more often.

Nurse_Robot , 16 days ago

Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that
The relative position of the planets and the stars
Could have a special deep significance or meaning
That exclusively applies to only you
But, let me give you my assurance that
These forecasts and predictions are all based on
Solid, scientific, documented evidence
So you would have to be some kind of moron
Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true
Where was I?

imPastaSyndrome , 16 days ago

God damn I can't not hear it

ColeSloth , 16 days ago

Took me several tries back in the day to sing that all in one breath, but damn it, I was determined.

https://youtu.be/ZqUDguy4870?si=RbQRq-kF6N0S-AYd

Oka , 15 days ago

Warrior!

You might incredible strength, and you can probably pwn somebody's face.

But you are worthless without a priest, you are destined to raid for all your life.

Oka , 15 days ago

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

captain_aggravated , 15 days ago

sigh would you look at all that stuff...

MeatsOfRage , 15 days ago

And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out

And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died

Except for me

You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Broken_Monitor , 16 days ago

Wow that music video sure is something. Thanks for that one

INHALE_VEGETABLES , 16 days ago

Hired some guy to do what

Edit: oh like in that movie

xavier666 , 16 days ago

Wait, the events are real? 🤯

bstix , 16 days ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_of_Nancy_Kerrigan

Lawnman23 , 16 days ago

Yep, huge deal in the mid-90’s. Living through the 90’s was a wild ride for so many different reasons.

Rhynoplaz , 16 days ago

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmmm....