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lars

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lars ,

I’ve been known to deadname the one true church. Joseph Smith named it the Church of Christ, but the Mormon church is going through its little phase 💅 and insists on being called, and get this, no abbreviations allowed,

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

lars ,

Oh. My. Gosh. Did he cry? Did he realize it was hurting his mouth and keep going?

lars ,

Yes. And mark my words: as bad as they may seem, these are the good old days.

lars ,

Please Lemmy know if you do 🐭

lars ,

First time?

lars ,

I’ve been expecting them to Lemmy have it back through Settings on macOS or iOS since like the 00s. I guess it’s not gonna happen. 😓

lars ,

like 🇮🇳

or more like

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lars ,

Dylan is a genius of the profound variety. I was concerned when he seemed to disappear; I’m delighted it looks like a happier ending.

Thank you for making the world make better sense, Dylan!

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lars OP ,

Well your dad made me this sign.

But alas he’s also not crazy about the font or layout.

lars OP ,

Pinkman sauce please 😂

lars ,

I never realized it’s a gopher. That’s cute and clever for such an awful mascot.

lars ,

I’ve been broken by some high men before myself 💅

lars ,

A collection of unmitigated pedantry is, by an order of magnitude, the coolest goddamn name for anything, ever.

lars ,

Rip my productivity discovering it on a Tuesday

lars ,

Unremarkably, I’m kind of a monster

lars ,

Some

say yes, others, no

lars OP ,

It didn’t occur to me they’d use something as unique as days instead of seconds to store this. Despite the fact that the GUI says days.

Thank you.

lars ,

Don’t forget where they got the name Idaho:

This is just a message to time travelers because this retcon absolutely forgot/made it up

lars ,

Big if true. But it’s not for me. Don’t let people you don’t live with get away with shit because you share ancestors or a past.

lars ,

Does that mean they would no longer be a good way to torrent my PDFs to my friends?

lars OP ,

we

no just me 👋

just posting ads

just ancient propaganda sorry, but I aver that this accords with the rule

lars ,

Y’all hiring? I prefer pretend workaholism but I can adapt.

lars OP ,

9gag?

It is now two thousand and twenty and four, my friend. More like ten gag by now.

lars ,

I hate this ride and I want people I know to get some fucking help instead of narcisizing all over my life.

lars OP ,

why’s Apple have the entire 17 area code

lars OP ,

That’s the most patronizing bullshit I have ever heard. It would have driven me mad.

The original.

lars ,

How is letting one of my bully’s dads fuck me an insult? His dad enjoyed it at least as much as I did at the time, and then I enjoyed it even more when the bully found out. 👋 Hey, Logan, say hi to your dad for me.

lars ,

My brother in Christ do you know what fun means

lars ,

safari with a different skin

If your country is in the EU, this just changed (right?)

lars ,

I just found out all my favorite foods are served with plastic. I guess it is delicious, folks!

lars ,

“Don’t wanna eat (or sleep (or have teeth))? Try some She’s A Hot Meth™ brand meth¹ today!”

  1. Side effects may include loss of weight, erection, will to live.
lars ,

The higher the plastic content, the lower the amount of years we have to submit to this garbage.

lars ,

My pension is trying to save itself from me!

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    lars ,

    here’s one (backup)

    lars ,

    Trump barely beat her. Cruz for example would have shellacked her.

    lars ,

    Am I the only human in the top left?? When I first learned of the gene, I was like “ahhhh that must be why,” then tried it again and did not taste soap. I just kinda hate the taste. It’s like too-much-vegetableness-to-make-up-for-overpowering-whatever-it’s-added-to but I don’t taste soap.

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